Neither one of those things goes very far, sugar dumpling. Know your audience and offer a dime bag at least.

ROFL

I should have known you would come back with something like that.

I guess I ain't single anymore.

Dates 3 and 4 went off flawlessly.

Hope this lasts longer than my typical relationship.

BD you laying pipe? If so billay wants dick pics.

Nah. I turned that set of circuits down, but I did it gently.

Time to hit up farmer's only and get me a 4th date for the week!

Heh. I did.

Sorry. No dick pics

Full bush?

I've almost got myself talked out of going on this date. Although, I would be going to see The Amazing Spiderman 2. The more I think about it, the more I think I've rushed into it. Or maybe it's just nerves. I dunno.

Just go. And live in the moment. Even the worst date can be shaken off with a sense of humor.

Do you guys plan to do anything else? Going to the movies just doesn't allow you the opportunity to talk, connect, vibe, etc..

I know. I hate movies on first dates. It's spiderman though, so I'm not complaining...lol. We're meeting two hours before the movie for dinner.

I prefer a quick first meeting for online. You can always add on and do something else too. At least you can excuse and bail if dinner is a failure though. Some of these girls it was finish drink and "I had a long day and need to go".

Exactly.

Bad dates can be fun too. Especially if you're a sadist. ;)

PGM what kind of feral hog are you bringing home to moma?

Is it a good first date or a bad first date if a vibe comes out?

Any guy who asks a chick to a movie on a first date is a dumbass.

Just hope that he doesn't hold the popcorn bucket on his lap, or if he does, that there isn't a hole in the bottom.

I won't eat popcorn, so no worries. :)

I'll never understand why a woman would talk them self out of going on a date, which I understand to be somewhat common. They have nothing to lose and will at minimum get a free meal out of it.

No shit especially when its nice out like this. Picnic for the win.

Billay they just want what is in the basket. Bring the flour to find wet spot.

I'm going. I did move it back a half hour. Gives us an hour and a half before the movies to have a couple of drinks (had my cheat meal with mom earlier).

Use a condom.

Help me find it.

Luv hasnt posted looks like her date is getting up in them guts

Awesome time. Looks like there may actually be a date #2. :)

Met the gf's family last night. Didn't die.

I'd take that as a good sign.

Did he make a move? It was cupid right?

I bet they made out

Are you guys in middle school?

Who? Me or my dates?

Speed dating event is tomorrow night.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2dgqct2.jpg

Take that MILF to The Well and then pound town

Canofbier is a teacher?

Fill me in after girlfriend!

what is a speed date / speed dating?

You pay a fee to talk to 15 fat girls in two hours.

LMAO

sounds like a good deal.

That's not true. It will be 14 fat girls and one (completely unavailable) attractive girl who came along as moral support.

Dayze just hopped on his motorcycle high speed to the event

LMAO

gotta go to the ATM first to get the $15.

So, let's vote how many of the 15 are interested in Zarth. The only downside is he has to say he is interested in all of them to find out ROFL

Wow OKcupid is looking the o-linemen part of the combine

"Han Solo? or Luke Skywalker"

"ummm.......Luke Skywalker"

"dumb bitch. I think we're done here"

I bet I can snag 3 of them.

Apparently a lot of girls at these things are all friends. So you have to watch yourself. Can't immediately go after all of them at once or they tell each other.

I was going more for "Canofbier is a pedophile?"

I bet you could snag 13 or 14. Youre cute and good with words you have a 4 inch cock but thats ok because you eat more pussy than a boston terrier.

Dude you're getting creepy now.

i'm going to ask them what their favorite dinosaur is

Getting?

Same thing. It's the new priest.

Do you think going to a Royals game would be a good first date?

Most definitely. If she like baseball.

Possibly? Being stuck with someone that long that you aren't into could get uncomfortable.

It would be easy to ditch the date

A baseball game would be a great date. Worst comes to worst you can cut a hole in the popcorn and try to finagle a quick beej.

probably cheaper to just buy one from a gal off of Troost.

I think I might be smitten.

Luv is gonna **** the shit out of dude

ROFL

When was the last time you even had a date? Slow your roll.

Anyway, I'll take speed dating question suggestions now. I figure there will be, at most, 3 girls I'm compatible with at this thing so I plan to ask absurd things.

1) Would you rather fight 1 bear sized, pissed off goose or 100 goose-sized bears?

2) If you could be the villain in any movie, who would you be?

3) What cause or charity would you dedicate all of your time to if you had the chance?

lol @ the charity question. BOOOORING. Plus I'd rather date a girl who spends money on me than charities.

First one is AWESOME.

If you could have a million dollars a year for the rest of your life - but you had to kill a little boy - which little boy would it be?

That's what I'm concerned about. Maybe I'll save Royals.game for a second or third date. (If there is one)

Anyway, we're thinking of hanging out tonight, or maybe tomorrow evening. What's a good first date idea beyond the shitty "dinner and a movie"? It's a little cooler around the KC area today, so our outisde options may be a bit limited.

I usually pick something that is easy to ditch. Most of these girls are undateable.

Dinner and a movie is never a good first date idea. Ever.

Go to a bar for happy hour or wine tasting, check out an art museum, go to a farmer's market, go bowling or to an arcade, take a cooking class together.

I know. This one is a nurse and is Grad School. So she can't be awful, right? I'm literally blanking on ideas though.

Meet for a drink, frozen yogurt, or bowling.

I'm not old enough to drink. :(

Bowling might not be a bad choice.

It's not at all. You are doing something active...and you can check out her ass. Tell her to wear yoga pants.

If its nice out a picnic and walk around loose park then Kona Grill for drinks.

I like this idea best, but he said weather is a factor.

Isnt it suppose to be nice this whole week?

It's not bad out today. Just a little cooler than its been. She really didn't seem to bite on the bowling idea though.

I was going to suggest bowling. You can still get drinks, you don't have to sit there facing each other the whole time trying to force conversation, you can check out each other's asses, and you can still talk.

Dump her ass right now. jk