I've met several girls in the last six months. Just haven't ****ed any of them.

Question for GoChiefs:

When you try to meet girls on dating websites, are you trying to just go on dates, just trying to have sex, or looking for an actual relationship?

I pretty much tell girls I'm not interested in a relationship, and I'm not into one night stands, but if they're interested in being sexy friends that's cool.

I score a lot of points for my honesty apparently.

You don't want a relationship? Why not?

Cheap, anti-social, not emotionally available. Borderline aspie.

Sounds like me.

Question: What does your first message to these online girls normally look like... I could use a template. Online dating sites produces whores.

Too much effort involved anyway. Too much bullshit to wade through finding the right girl. I don't have the patience for that shit.

Its way less effort online than in person.

I don't use a template. Every girl is different. Find something on her profile that is interesting, comment on it, ask a question.

To be honest, a lot of girls are sending me first messages these days simply because of this line:

Last date I had (the other day), this was my opener:

Call yourself Mr. Roundtree on your profile and chicks will be sending you pics dude.

When you finally get to drive the ole'skinbus into tuna town and she asks you "Who are you Gonna Please With That Thing"?

You tell her with a straight face and very sternly: "ME"

LOL that is hilarious Kerberos.

I have a date tonight.

Sooooo.... any funny date stories lately?

Buck is ready

What happened to that thread about the ms paint dating site guy ?

"I consider myself a pretty good artist"