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Katipan 03-13-2009 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5579341)
Knee to the balls followed by knee to the face is the extent of my personal combat arsenal.

I'm ne'er a lover or a fighter.
It's a lot better than curling into a ball and calling for your mommy.

luv 03-13-2009 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579315)
You'll have to hang out with my b/f before stealing me away first.
Actually, I was just referring to every other thread the two of you are on together. I don't bring up personal shit on people I like.

Katipan 03-13-2009 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5579230)
Are you two gonna get it on, or what?
instigator! :)

keg didn't even write the original rep message. he was just being a smartass. if you mean that we bust chops in every thread... well hell babe, we do that in every thread anyways. whether or not we're in it together.

but i appreciate that you like one of us or any combination of the two. it's when keg and i don't flirt in public... that's when you worry.

no caps... keg must be rubbing off on me again.

DaKCMan AP 03-13-2009 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579386)
instigator! :)
I like all Gators.

Donger 03-13-2009 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579386)
keg must be rubbing off on me again.
I'd say that's a sure thing.

Bowser 03-13-2009 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5579408)
I'd say that's a sure thing.
It's the pic of the back of her head that pushed him over the top.

Bowser 03-13-2009 11:17 AM
Just to reference an earlier post...

http://www.clarkab.com/ck_barlist_superhead01.htm

(Not sure if this is it or not. I've only just heard stories of the place)

raybec 4 03-13-2009 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579332)
ahahahha he doesn't know that one.
For that matter, I don't either.

I am a master of the Omoplata tho...
gogoplata is actually a choke, think triangle but way more painful.

keg in kc 03-13-2009 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579386)
instigator! :)

keg didn't even write the original rep message. he was just being a smartass.
Me? Noooooo.

Katipan 03-13-2009 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5579442)
Just to reference an earlier post...

http://www.clarkab.com/ck_barlist_superhead01.htm

(Not sure if this is it or not. I've only just heard stories of the place)
So I called my mother during lunch She claimed to have no idea of the place. And then swore at me for even suggesting that she is the kind of woman that would know about that such a place there.

Which made me bring up her husband who went through a few strippers while they were dating, and her daughter who went through a few strippers a few years ago (just kidding, OK?? It was a musical sentence)... And then I reminded her of the time she smoked pot with her hippy rich accountant that used to let his dog lick his jizz.

Safe to say, she's mad at me. I thought I was hilarious.

keg in kc 03-13-2009 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579547)
So I called my mother during lunch She claimed to have no idea of the place.
Uh huh.
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her daughter who went through a few strippers a few years ago (just kidding, OK??
Uh huh.
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And then I reminded her of the time she smoked pot with her hippy rich accountant that used to let his dog lick his jizz.
Uh huuuh.
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I thought I was hilarious.
Uh huh.

Katipan 03-13-2009 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5579555)
Uh huh.Uh huh.Uh huuuh.Uh huh.
I have pictures of "Uncle" Stewart and "Bernie"...

Not in the act but you can totally see the creepy perv in his eyes.

raybec 4 03-13-2009 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579547)
So I called my mother during lunch She claimed to have no idea of the place. And then swore at me for even suggesting that she is the kind of woman that would know about that such a place there.

Which made me bring up her husband who went through a few strippers while they were dating, and her daughter who went through a few strippers a few years ago (just kidding, OK?? It was a musical sentence)... And then I reminded her of the time she smoked pot with her hippy rich accountant that used to let his dog lick his jizz.

Safe to say, she's mad at me. I thought I was hilarious.
Ever heard of the LBFM?

keg in kc 03-13-2009 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5579558)
Not in the act but you can totally see the creepy perv in his eyes.
And how does that make you feel?

Katipan 03-13-2009 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by raybec 4 (Post 5579561)
Ever heard of the LBFM?
ahahahahaahahahahahaha
I have now!


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