Yikes, it's time to upgrade the facilities.

Not a hard thing to do.


Hardman couldn't crack the Jets lineup and they had nothing other than G Wilson and a broken, old Alan Lazard.

I keep telling the 'we'll get him with our strength team and add 20 lbs of weight to him' crowd...

Fellas, we don't do this stuff better than Texas does. Their facilities are unreal.

“You made it too far in the playoffs by winning the Super Bowl. Best I can do is a couple extra nuggies in the cafeteria.”

-Clark, probably

We all know why he hasn't. Why spend money on something that you're going to either totally renovate or just leave

That's hilarious. He's like, "Soooo...."

The glowing lockers must be why Texas has won all those national championships in recent years.

This is a really dumb way to think about this. It helped bring a lot of talent to Austin. Then the coaches squandered that talent but the facilities did their part.

Yep, maybe just maturing another year or so will help since he just turned 21 on Saturday, but Feedin' him and workin' him probably aint doin' the trick.

And ours really aren't. Just get them some glowing f***ing lockers Hunt you tight f***

College football players aren't exactly known for being smart, but anyone who would pick a school based on things like glowing lockers probably can't tie their own shoes.

Don’t forget to add 9% to his 40 time.

Have you ever been to Austin

About 10 years ago, why?

It sells itself.