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Delano 03-14-2009 06:04 PM

Watching all that facial/BJ pr0n this past week for perspective is useless now.

Sorry man. Back to 8th street Latinas.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 06:59 PM

BREAKING NEWS: SHE'S NOT GROUNDED!

Now we wait for the hurricane to hit and deny me.

luv 03-14-2009 07:09 PM

How about you just do it already? All of these girls think you're hot, yet it hasn't happened? Your first time doesn't have to be with a conquest you can brag about. Think Nike. Just do it.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5582920)
How about you just do it already? All of these girls think you're hot, yet it hasn't happened? Your first time doesn't have to be with a conquest you can brag about. Think Nike. Just do it.

Patience. All good things cum to those who wait.

keg in kc 03-14-2009 07:26 PM

Grounded?

Wait. Don't tell me you're getting a bj from an 18 year old high school student uncle creepy.

luv 03-14-2009 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5582971)
Grounded?

Wait. Don't tell me you're getting a bj from an 18 year old high school student uncle creepy.

No shit. Any normal 27 year old, and they'd be at totally different spots in their lives.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5582971)
Grounded?

Wait. Don't tell me you're getting a bj from an 18 year old high school student uncle creepy.

People who have no blowjob prospects whatsoever shouldn't comment.

Delano 03-14-2009 07:36 PM

Have you seen pictures of the 18 year old's teeth Clayton?

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5582997)
Have you seen pictures of the 18 year old's teeth Clayton?

Yes. ROFL

Worried I might get nicked?

Delano 03-14-2009 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5583002)
Yes. ROFL

Worried I might get nicked?

She obviously doesn't have experience on her side. n00bs gotta start with the most basic of weapons - in this case a high gum:teeth ratio.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583007)
She obviously doesn't have experience on her side.

Not according to what I've heard. Last week she was getting it from Mr. 8.5. She's bi and hooks up with all these lesbians. Our IMs are better than cinemax.

Delano 03-14-2009 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5583015)
Not according to what I've heard. Last week she was getting it from Mr. 8.5. She's bi and hooks up with all these lesbians. Our IMs are better than cinemax.

MMMkay.

Quick: What's your excuse if she wants to make out after swallowing the juice?

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:46 PM

It's a trick question. There is no excuse. You make the bitch gargle listerine.

luv 03-14-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5583015)
Not according to what I've heard. Last week she was getting it from Mr. 8.5. She's bi and hooks up with all these lesbians. Our IMs are better than cinemax.

Every chick on the internet claims to be bi. It plays off of male fantasies. And just how experienced of an 18 year old do you want? I don't know which is creepier, an 18 year old with that much experience, or a 27 year old looking to hook up with one.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5583029)
Every chick on the internet claims to be bi. It plays off of male fantasies.

All of them except you, eh?

By the way, this is the first I've cum across.


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