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luv 03-14-2009 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583019)
MMMkay.

Quick: What's your excuse if she wants to make out after swallowing the juice?

And some guys expect a chick to let him stick his dick in her mouth after it's been inside her. Isn't that the same thing?

Delano 03-14-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5583020)
It's a trick question. There is no excuse. You make the bitch gargle listerine.

Oh shit brah. Are you looking to turn this into a relationship? Are you going to cuddle or something?

Pull up your pants, grab your wallet, spit on her Jonas Brothers poster, and leave.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583037)
Oh shit brah. Are you looking to turn this into a relationship? Are you going to cuddle or something?

Eff no.

Delano 03-14-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5583032)
And some guys expect a chick to let him stick his dick in her mouth after it's been inside her. Isn't that the same thing?

Some broads enjoy their own taste.

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583040)
Some broads enjoy their own taste.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4849/broads.jpg

Katipan 03-14-2009 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583040)
Some broads enjoy their own taste.

Some broads taste like strawberries.

Katipan 03-14-2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5583032)
And some guys expect a chick to let him stick his dick in her mouth after it's been inside her. Isn't that the same thing?

I think its a texture thing.

Delano 03-14-2009 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5583072)
I think its a texture thing.

It's actually about pleasing the woman. Chicks LOVE strawberries.

keg in kc 03-14-2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5582993)
People who have no blowjob prospects whatsoever shouldn't comment.

Two bars are a five minute walk from here. As long as the kegs are tapped there's no shortage of prospects.

Katipan 03-14-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5583097)
It's actually about pleasing the woman. Chicks LOVE strawberries.

It's like the difference between gravy and sugar water.

What do YOU want on your strawberries???

Hammock Parties 03-14-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5583105)
Two bars are a five minute walk from here. As long as the kegs are tapped there's no shortage of prospects.

You can't go prospectin' if your pan is rusty.

keg in kc 03-14-2009 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5583116)
You can't go prospectin' if your pan is rusty.

It's like falling off a bike.

keg in kc 03-14-2009 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5583114)
It's like the difference between gravy and sugar water.

What do YOU want on your strawberries???

Chocolate.

But that ruins the anal-ogy.

Katipan 03-14-2009 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5583118)
It's like falling off a bike.

Everyone points and laughs?

Katipan 03-14-2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5583120)
Chocolate.

With nuts.


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