Very much this. Keg said it too but I quote him too much already.

Bullshit.

Lets use Kelly Croyle for example. No dude on this website would have a chance with a women like that.

I would. because I'm a cool mother ****er.

Because the dudes on this website, except Dane, don't run in her circle.

If you start out with that mindset then sure, you could never get a girl like that.

I think if you encounter a gal like Kelly Croyle like every other hard-up D-bag, one probably wouldn't. I'm sure she would get that all the time.

I can honestly say that when I was in my twenties, I bagged quite a few of that caliber.

How often do you see a chick like that with an ugly dude who isnt rich?

I did read something a long time ago (I can't remember where; probalby a chick magazine my wife had in the bathroom) where super hot girls were sometimes frustrated because guys would never come up to talk to them because they were intimidated. I'm not sure how much I buy into that, but i"m sure it happens more than we'd like to think.

It's kind of hard to judge who is rich and who isn't just with your eyes but I see super hot chicks with schlubs all the time.

Bull butter..10 minutes with me she would be begging for me to park the beef bus in tuna town..or she would pepper spray me

50/50..I will take those odds anytime

confidence; walk up, introduce yourself. have some conversation starters ready. converse.

and know when to walk away/not stay too long.

Leave it like "well, it was nice meetig you and your friends (acknowledge them too), I'll let you get back to your evening. I'm sitting over there; you're more than welcome to stop by. I'd enjoy that"

if she comes back to sit down, you at least know she's interested a bit. then go from there. if not and she goes on her way, then so be it.

LMAO

ROFL

if you use the phrase "bull butter" you probably have a beer gut

It’s difficult to explain. I’m certainly not the type that will just approach every woman I see (when I was single). But if there was someone I thought was attractive and had ‘it’ about her, I would suck it up and go talk to her. It’s nerve racking for sure. But it’s been done. I’ve done it, and I can tell within about 30 seconds if she’s interested in talking to anyone etc.

Grew up on a farm with my grandfather saying it..I am actually in fairly decent shape being athletic all my life and spending over 8 years in the military with a job that required me to be in excellent shape

But I can see how that expression is related with people that have beer guts

That's a huge load of bullshit. Sounds like something a guy with no confidence would say as an excuse for him never getting the "hot" girls.

Theres a difference between "hot girls" and 10's. Im sure youve never been with a 10.

I've never been with a 10. but I've been with Five 2's.

Well Busby tried getting with me. And I'm popular with the cougars in KC. So lol Who knows.

Whoever said Kelly Croyle was a 10? When my wife was her age she was every bit as good looking as Mrs. Croyle.

one my 10's is Sasha Grey. Looks wise she's an 8. but she offes some intangibles that make her a 10

If you did that in the same night, props to you.

This is my favorite part about men. You'll never collectively agree on what perfect beauty is, so there is literally no reason for women to ever even worry about reaching it.

Unfortunately the fact that it takes women decades to figure that out is my least favorite part about them.

I have lots of '10's in my mental database.
Jane Levy
Lana Parilla
Diane Lane
Jenna Fisher
Emma Stone


are a few

That is so true. Beauty is subjective and opinions vary wildly amongst men. For example, I don't think blonde women are pretty and I mean any blonde woman. This bugs some of my friends who are really into blonde women.

LMAO the creepy ginger is projecting his insecurities and lack of game onto everyone else.

****ing this.

Pics?

I told you after all those angry messages you sent me I wasnt interested.

Salma Hayek
Kerry Washington
Jenna Dewan-Tatum
Ashley Greene
Olivia Munn

I want to stay married, thank you. PM me next time you go to a Chiefs game and I'll drink a beer with you and you can meet her in person.

Does it feel good to be a pathologically lying ginger?

I dont blame you :)

Sounds good first round is on me.

Olivia Munn is a 10+

She's also a dirty dirty little girl, and I like that.

Prepare your anus

:banghead:
forgot about her. yeah, she's #1 on the list my wife has agreed to

What is it about being in a relationship that makes it so you get so much unsolicited attention from the hoes? It's ****ing bullshit. Ever since the baby, working 2 jobs, etc, I haven't even been able to work out regularly. My arms are smaller, and my stomach is bigger. I'm kinda pale. Still getting hit on by randoms a lot. I did pretty decent for myself as a bachelor, but this is ridiculous. Not fair.

I'm the same way. Just don't like blondes. I'm sure I've said this already in this thread but the traditional midwestern beauty with the blond hair and the cornflower blue eyes just doesn't do it for me in a general sense (of course rare exceptions apply).

Pretty and somewhat nerdy brunette (with glasses) who keeps herself in shape on the other hand. Brainy and athletic are a wicked combination.

People always want what they can't have.

me too.

You have to stay in your lane, and those around me have informed me that my lane is with large, mentally unstable or girls with lesions.

The best pickup line is "Hey. I have a girlfriend."

Bitches love dudes with girlfriends.

Or....**** me if I'm wrong is your middle name Greg?

I disagree.

So, what are some of the most creative things a girl has said to let you fellas down gently?

"I'm sorry baby but my husband is going to kill you."

I don't know if it's gently but I had a friend that got shot down because "you don't like camping."

ROFL

Incessant laughing. Pretended to be deaf. Decided to become a lesbian. Said "eww, you're old enough to be my dad". Walked away shaking head. Ran screaming.

You're doing something wrong. I've never had a girl say that. In fact, quite the opposite...

I'm not doing anything. Aside from presenting imaginary episodes from my non-existent dating life.

Plus, if I did date, I'd probably go for somebody younger than Rue McClanahan. Weirdo.

You've had girls tell you that they're old enough to be your father?

ROFL

I've actually used the "I'm old enough to be your dad" line to get a girl to STOP flirting with me and it actually made her worse...

:D

I casually threw a feeler out to a young one, yes she was legal, at a BBQ a while back and was very surprised at how it was received considering I felt weird even doing it. LMAO

The eleventy billion texts that flooded my phone in the following days and mindless drivel of a conversation she appeared to enjoy pretty well ended that shit.

Yeah, barely legal women LOOK like fun when you're at a party.

Then they start talking... :doh!:

Generally when I'm looking at a barely legal woman, conversation isn't at the forefront of my mind.

I should just say "younger" instead of barely legal. Because at this point it applies to anybody under 40. :(

There are times these days where I can't tell an 18 year old from a 28 year old.

Tell us a story smaque daddy

No. Girls half my age are horrifying.

I think it's the public school system because they're just ridiculously dumb.

*obligatory "can't talk with their mouth full" comment*

They're gonna want to talk at some point and it's just excruciating.

Like I said how often do you see gorgeous women with ugly guys? Not often. Women are way more picky than men.

I see them all the time. Like you said, it could be due to money but I see hot girls with ugly dudes all the time.

$$$$$$$$ makes things a lot easier to gloss over.

Sure it does. But it's often hard to determine how wealthy someone is with just a cursory glance...

I'm sorry we can't date anymore..you are too big..my Dr said if you rearrange my guts anymore I could die

ROFL How is Squirrel doing brah

All the time dude. They are everywhere.

Well she made bail..I have seen her a few times..she drives by the farm real slow..she asks all my friends about me and the chick that is always with me..but so far I haven't woke up with her standing over me..she is probably going to be spending time in the lesbian big house soon..so she is about normal lol

I'm meeting the parents on Sunday.

I guess that means I'm a keeper?

Okay, guys. I'm totally smitten.

:thumb:

is he huge?

Girthworm

You're ****ed dude.

Next time you see a girl you like just whip it out

Well he is black