Luv's got jungle fever???

Say what?

You down with the brown?

look at the bottom of his pant leg to get a glimpse of his peen.

Boyfriend is white.

So he's officially your boyfriend?

his boyfriend is white?

Yep. :D

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Well that escalated quickly.

Whats it been, a week?

After how many dates?

I could only wait for you for so long.

I discovered I had a "boyfriend" when I asked him if we were going to be ****ing other people.

How do you officially have a boyfriend at our age? Was there like a formal declaration on facebook?

Ah shit

If you take me to prom, I'll put out.

FYP

We did this crazy thing called talking about it.

We gonna smoke up before or after casino night?

What is this "talking" thing you speak of?

my wife and i became 'exlusive' so to speak, after about 4 dates.

And you used the words like boyfriend and girlfriend?
Thats very sweet.

Same here.

Hey now! That was the word my honey used.

hmm...

Ha pulling out is for the weak and feeble minded

and I talked to her about it as well. :thumb:

are you my wife?

Couldn't be, you're still alive ;)

I think I've seen you on that show "Snapped".


:evil:

We do it occasionally when we come up for air.

LMAO

Luv needs to slow her roll. She barely knows anything about this guy. Way, way too fast.

Come up for air from doing what?

Keep in mind, today is my 14th wedding anniversary.

LMAO


Errrr...

Congrats!

I don't know either.

Waaaaay too bendy to snap.

I've seen one of those movies.

Maybe I can mail order an eastern euro chick or something.

I have 1001 cousins in PI looking for a ride over.

probably find one of them at one of those Casting couches.

That's a lot of cousins.

Im including 2nds of course.

Let's hope Luv doesn't gain any "relationship weight."

2nd cousins are the best kind. it's like you're related, but sorta not.

win.

Dude hit the bottom and was Luvs forever

That'll bring my number up to about 30. :)

I always laugh at the tension in Katipan and Luv's relationship.

I feel a cat fight could break out at any moment..

You wish.

Damn it

LBFMs .......my favorite

My mother and I send care packages and a couple years ago I sent all my... um.. 20's clothing. Stuff I'd wear to bartend or waitress. Or anything not appropriate for Iowa. Then I go on facebook and see these girls wearing these things to church.

I'm not sure they're my favorite but Im certainly way fond of the little machines.

Say what?

Discuss is going to end up a polygamist

Someone must have answered 3 to 5 dates in their profile ROFL

How do you figure?

Anyone ever dated their neighbor?

I did last year. Basically. One street over.

Just being a goof

How did that work out?

It was fine while it lasted.

When you break up you're still going to run into her all the time I would think. Would probably be awkward.

Gonna say... bold prediction for the guy who can't even take gopher pitches yard with a corked bat.

Hot girl's number from party.

To try to set up a date with said girl is the question.

Billay gonna get him some gilf

Why wouldn't you?

Yeah, kinda. She was a whore.

That's an even better question.

Well we expect a recap.

Billay doesn't date.

Oh was talking to ramsfan

Man... even Lambs fans got more game than I do.

There is an overabundance of quality available poon in STL

First time ever the words "quality" and "St. Louis" have EVER collided in a sentence.

Nonsense. The city is a shit hole for the most part, but the suburbs are awesome.

PGM I got a new update from today for Squirrel

I get a call from an attorney today telling me that Squirrel is taking me to court for child support..I told him that her and I didn't have any kids..I was informed she is pregnant..I said good for her guess she needs to find the dad..He informed me I was and I started laughing..This apparently pissed him off and he said that a father who won't claim his own kids is pathetic..I informed him that it is not my kid because 4 years ago I had a vasectomy and have the paper that says it worked and I have 0% chance of having anymore kids..I even said I would bring it in for him to see and if he didn't believe that I would tee off into another cup so it could be tested again..so tomorrow I go to the hospital and Jack my shit and prove I can't reproduce any more of my Greek godlike children

Thought you would like to know the excitement in my life

Damn what a psycho ROFL

Probably ****ed some hobo. Knew the rejection would cause some dumb**** to put his seed in her.

Some chick tried that with me once. Faked being pregnant after I rejected her advances.

****, I would be blogging about all this shit. LMAOLMAO

You're literally going to be laughing your ass off as you jack off into a hospital cup tomorrow.