You'd probably be on 55 down to St. Louis rip Ryan's heart out through his ass using a grappling hook.

Meh. I'm going to Missouri this weekend - it can wait until Friday. :fire:

Time for this overpaid choke artist **** to do something useful.

If Matt Holliday had a heart I'd take a shattered remnant of a maple bat and drive the mother****er right through it.

Thanks, Holliday. 4321

When Lopez gets back, they should send Stavinoah down.

Over the next 12 games, tell Greene, Lopez, Skip and Ryan that they'll get 6 starts each -- whoever earns a job can keep it.

You know Lopez will get one, he's easily the best IFer on the roster. Hopefully Ryan will wake the **** up, realize he's not some flake role-player anymore and start acting like it.

This 'free spirit' shit was fine when he was just a bench player, but he's the starting shortstop for a club with title aspirations. There's no more critical position in baseball and this flighty little **** needs to get that into that ADD addled brain of his.

I know Rasmus doesn't hit lefties, but he's our best defensive OF.

Hell, it's the clutch--Holliday doesn't hit anyone. Pull his bitch ass.

**** off, Motte.

God, I ****ing hate that ****.

God I hate that mother****er. :cuss:

Motte or Berkman?

Both. They both submarine our team on a regular basis.

Run into an AIDS tree, you mother****er.

Works for me. :grr:

Holliday is a ****ing reerun.

I'll forgive Motte.

He's actually looked pretty good when it matters. He's the anti-Holliday. Put him into a situation where the game's looking over, and he's probably going to pour gas on the fire.

Give him a game with a lead and he's actually be very good this year.

Sure, they were only down 1, but did anyone actually think the Cardinals were scoring in the 9th? That game was over once Brendan Ryan decided it was more important to look good than play well.