I see. Thanks for laying some Asian knowledge on my ass. Anytime you need tips on dolphins, feel free to ask.

I'm very concerned about this. I'm not catholic, but I wonder if there is some sort of heavenly statute of limitations. I was a pretty rotten kid and pretty mean young adult. I've been a good guy for the last 20 years or so however. I'm just wondering where that gets me.

Um...you should share your knowledge very quickly........just in case....

I think you're OK. The outer rings of hell aren't that bad, if you were to go there. I played the video game 'Dantes Inferno', so I know. There are a few vaginas with legs and some whiney people that seem to be lost, but other than that, it's not much different than the Jazz District after dark. If 20 years of being a good person and doing the best that you can gets you thrown into hell...do you really want to serve the guy that's doing the judging? I say no. He can keep his city of gold, white robes and religious nutjobs. I'll go play beer pong with Jimi Hendrix and Charlie Chaplin.

Yes but, will there be any dolphins there?

There will be dolphins in both heaven and hell. The ones senselessly killed by those in the land of the Orient will be given a free pass...they will receive legs in heaven and be generally viewed as good, solid individuals that contribute meaning and beauty to society. Those dolphins who lived their lives in captivity, feeding the capitalist machine and using their God-given talents and beauty to whore themselves out for a few pieces of fish will be thrown into the lake of fire like the rest of us sinners. It's a well known fact by animal experts, christians and theologists alike that captive dolphins are, in fact, the most loathed creatures of all of the animal kingdom. If God hates...he hates these foul, greedy creatures most of all.

ROFL Thanks for sharing ROFL

No problem. Like I said...I am a dolphin Connaisseur, so it's my pleasure to share my years of research and knowledge with those less informed.

I wounder if their will be squirrels to shoot where I'am going?

That, I can't help you with.

Where you're going, the squirrels shoot you. Sorry man....

Just great! I was worried about that.

welp, nice knowing ya.


well, most of you, anyway :)

Wooohoooohoooo, let's do this!!!

Strongside, tell me more about the vaginas with legs. For example, do they have heads and the ability to nag, like the ones here?