A brand new jar of pickled eggs
Glistening in a jar brine
After eating half a dozen
It might be doodoo time.

Some might have made decisions
not to eat all of them in the bowl
But I'm a pickled egg stuntman
Thats just how I roll.

The impending trouble brewing
my stomach gurgles and it growls
I fear the contents working
In my now troubled bowels.

Its bound to smell like oakland,
Newer than a bolt fans gear.
It just might be a bronco fan
being birthed from my burning rear.

ROFL. Rep to Iowanian

This is much better than

Sat on the stool brokenhearted
tried to shit but only farted

Almost to 100 posts
this thread on a roll
A lot of crappy football games
Is this the most entertaining bowl?

yep, pretty much...

.

much time you've spent here
reading of my defication
I'm honored that you're entertained
by my online bowel evacuation.

In playoff form I've practiced
I'm in shape and well prepared.
I've taken out a match and candle
to sweeten up this musty air.

As others pull into indy,
and find a place to park.
I'll sink a pic of Peyton,
Paint it with skid marks.

Althought Its not a licensed Fathead
for that I'm not ashamed.
I'll drop a duece that looks like Manning
A first Poop ballot Hall of Fame.

That kid looks like he's flickin a brown booger with his left hand :p

Poor meal selection
Applebee's Fajita Burger
I-70 is long.

Iowanian, Taco is a real classy guy and wouldn't have posted what you shown in this thread.

Ask him he will tell you.

I'll never sweat the Taco
He's a flaming bag of donkey brown.
Even our dipshit fans look smarter
with his dumbass around.

He likes to be a martyr
thats just his bronco way
he's the one for quentin sanders
and jake plummer he'd go ghey.

I could choose to take the high road
and show I have more class.
But he can take a wooden spoon,
and eat some knowledge from this Chief fans arse.

I find my first class seat,
Aboard the American Standard Throne.
I Open up this months' Field and Stream
to Enjoy 5 minutes time alone.

I hear the scratching at the door,
I see the handle turn.
This is one of those moments
From which my child should not learn.

"no no!" doesn't do the trick,
and before me she now stands
"Daddy, daddy Whachu Doin?"
this 1 year old Demands.

"Woman get her out of here!"
the Alpha Male now Shouts.
What a lovely family gathering,
Now all of you get out.

In shock and some embarrassment,
Forced to pinch off the angry beast.
What does a man have to do at home,
for time to deficate in peace?

I hear the wife a laughing,
And what else could she do?
The child shouts outside the door,
Daddy! Daddy poopy! peee yeeeeeeeeeew.

So...you know how you can catch the flu over the phone? I had to run to the crapper immediately after reading this.

Now Iowanian, if you can wipe all that up while only using one square... you'd make Ms. Crow one happy woman!

Funny.

I actually started a final verse on that very subject, but ran out of time and creative spirit.