This day won't be squat compared to the second time you get laid. I know, I know, everyone says the first time, but let's be honest here. The first time is just 30 seconds of fumbling around.

I think Roy hit that shit at least 7 or 8 times.

Better keep an eye on him, he just told me he wants to go out on the highway tonight. ROFL

I keep forgetting that kids are getting hummers at 14 now...

Man, was I born too early.

royr17 is 32.

ROFL

And just getting his license? Is he an Asian girl?

ROFL OK, it's not that bad..... but 20 is getting close. Bob missed it by 12 years, not bad for a MU fan.

ROFL

Yea, and just make sure you're not doing it on my street.

I failed my first one too. I couldn't get the car started. The crank kept slipping.

I'll never forget during Driver's Ed class- I was riding in the back while the instructor was sitting in front with this other classmate driving. We were on Metcalf and traffic was good and plenty. He comes to an intersection and as soon as he reaches the intersection, the light turns yellow. So, the kid stops the car partly out in the intersection. The instructor says to him without looking, "You're already in the intersection, it's okay to go."

So, the kid proceeds to drive, which is now too late. We're in the middle of the intersection and all these cars are trying to move when the instructor yells, "NO! Go back!" So, the poor kid reverses it only to see a car had pulled up to the crosswalk and he really had nowhere to go, but sit in the middle of the intersection. The whole time I'm cracking up in the backseat....

Thats funny... congrat roy... dont drink and drive...

I remember one time on old Antioch road, the gravel part of it we almost killed ourselves on a turn.. going 60 in a stupid truck... fun times...

It's Kentucky.

Think about it.

4 out of 6 lmfao, be careful on the road.

You missed 4 out of 6 and passed? I know it's Kentucky but jeez!