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Chieficus 12-12-2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
As I mentioned earlier, I live in a town with a bible college. Apparently they encourage this, because on any given day, within 15 minutes, I'd wager I can find two young men walking door to door in suits trying to talk to people or give them some stupid pamphlet.

I'm sure that plays more than a small part in my attitude on the subject.

Ohhh... Now it's clear why you get a little ticked off... If it's Faith Bible you're talking about--they're part of the indy fundy tradition in which I don't think they know how to do anything other than the knockin' and knockin' and knockin' thing...

For fun I've visited some of those churches--one was offering $50 prizes to the kid who brought in the most "Soul-Winning Contact Information Cards" (which that even ticks me off). And I don't think they know how to take "no/go away" for an answer.

Don't judge all us "door-knockers" by their standards... We're all not quite that annoying, at least not usually... :)

jspchief 12-12-2006 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
You don't mess with JSP, he's hardcore man. The only guy I know who will tell a little girl scout to suck his dick when she's knocks on his door selling candy.

Hey, I heard a pitbull chewed off an infant's toes yesterday.

BIG_DADDY 12-12-2006 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
Hey, I heard a pitbull chewed off an infant's toes yesterday.

LMAO

jspchief 12-12-2006 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Chieficus
Ohhh... Now it's clear why you get a little ticked off... If it's Faith Bible you're talking about--they're part of the indy fundy tradition in which I don't think they know how to do anything other than the knockin' and knockin' and knockin' thing...

For fun I've visited some of those churches--one was offering $50 prizes to the kid who brought in the most "Soul-Winning Contact Information Cards" (which that even ticks me off). And I don't think they know how to take "no/go away" for an answer.

Don't judge all us "door-knockers" by their standards... We're all not quite that annoying, at least not usually... :)

To be perfectly frank, the minute you knock you are as bad as the rest of them.

If I want to find god, there are plenty of huge lavish buildings around that would gladly accept my money to help me find him. I don't need or want your help.

Calcountry 12-12-2006 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JonesCrusher
The guy made a comment about his dealings with people of faith, he said nothing about hate, why would you equate that to spitting in someone's food. You are confusing stereotyping with malicious intent. We all stereotype to one degree or another we just need to refrain from the hate you describe

Where is Skip with a "Shut up N00b" when you need him.

Calcountry 12-12-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
You replied while I was typing. Jazzz's comments about him of all people reffering to people being critical of others is exactly what I was making refference to.

Thanks for the thread Jazzz, I really didn't feel like looking for it.:)




We should really have another forum designated "Required Reading Threads" so newer people can get up to speed quicker.:)

That is a great idea.

jspchief 12-12-2006 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
Maybe you should invite them in to watch some of that hardcore porn your into. That would teach them.

I'm a bit selective with who joins me in watching porn.

So what do you do with them? give them some steroids and lecture them about the pussification of america?

BIG_DADDY 12-12-2006 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
To be perfectly frank, the minute you knock you are as bad as the rest of them.

If I want to find god, there are plenty of huge lavish buildings around that would gladly accept my money to help me find him. I don't need or want your help.


When JSP finds god he's just going to tell him to **** off anyway because that's just the kind of guy he is, Mr. Hardcore.

BIG_DADDY 12-12-2006 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
I'm a bit selective with who joins me in watching porn.

So what do you do with them? give them some steroids and lecture them about the pussification of america?

Gotta have fun bags huh? Can't say I blame you for that one.

No, my dog goes to the door and scares them off. One more reason to own a pit bull.

Chieficus 12-12-2006 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief
To be perfectly frank, the minute you knock you are as bad as the rest of them.

If I want to find god, there are plenty of huge lavish buildings around that would gladly accept my money to help me find him. I don't need or want your help.

Well then, I'll just give you this invitation here: If you're ever in the Louisville area, you're more than welcome to come and try to "find God" at the church I pastor--we've got the plain looking building out on the country road. And hey, we don't even want you're money while you're in the process of "finding"...

BIG_DADDY 12-12-2006 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Chieficus
Well then, I'll just give you this invitation here: If you're ever in the Louisville area, you're more than welcome to come and try to "find God" at the church I pastor--we've got the plain looking building out on the country road. And hey, we don't even want you're money while you're in the process of "finding"...

You better have some nails for him to chew on during the service.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2006 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr
I wonder how all his fans at Warpaint would feel about that?

The Church of GoChiefs doesn't listen to apostates and false prophets.

Chieficus 12-12-2006 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
You better have some nails for him to chew on during the service.

I was thinking of something a bit softer and less pointy--he just might spit the nails at me...

:jester:

Fairplay 12-12-2006 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu
Nothing will make Logical happier than seeing the religous folks and the non-religious folks sniping at each other in this thread.



People have strange ways of getting their jollys.

Calcountry 12-12-2006 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
The Church of GoChiefs doesn't listen to apostates and false prophets.

ROFL


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