I'm just messing with you.......

I know. I keep thinking that if I just keep talking, I'll eventually say something witty.

They only get fat when they get off the coke and start on pain killers.

You are amazingly predictable.

So in your experience coke>painkillers

I hate Irish people. Especially arrogant Irish people.

I forgot to ask. Excuse me.

Do any female singers get your motor running? I'd imagine some common country singers, but perhaps you'll surprise me.

Hello? Is this the Department of Redundancy Department?

:toast:

Some aren't. Some, however, need to be reminded of their place.

Bob Dole actually drools when he goes to see Melody Moore play.

http://www.myspace.com/melodymoore

For purposes of female singers from the 1970's staying slender....yes. Beyond that, I neither know nor do I care.

Without a doubt, the girl has the best pure blues voice in the biz today.

Does not hurt that she is as cute as can be and has that Britt accent.

Love the song that blends her with some Santana guitar licks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfbjpgrys2k

Here you go Joss Stone and Debbie Harry at the same time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2SsmaLwg4

Bob Dole would be a lot happier if he never heard "Zombie" again.

I'm just going to do a sample list of some of my favorite female vocalists.

Sinead O' Connor - I love the Irish lilt.

Hope Sandoval - Hazy, dreamy lil' pixie

Loretta Lynn - The 1st Lady of Country & a voice that ages like a smooth bourbon...'nuff said

Natalie Merchant - Her voice is pure butta

Dolores O' Riordan - See #1

Annie Lennox - Haunting and just plain cool

Sade - As mysterious & elusive as a panther. The vocal equivelant of silk

Enya - Dreamtime

Patsy Cline - "Blue" NEVER gets old to me

Aretha Franklin - Who can belt'em like her, she has my RESPECT

Sheryl Crow - "My Favorite Mistake" NEVER fails to give me the chills. She's the PERFECT Eagles-like mix of rock & country

Stevie Nicks - Gold Dust Woman & Landslide...'nuff said

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