No, it doesn't.

I'm an eye person.

You don't look at mens' crotches?

Honestly, not usually.

Translated, yes she does.

Not usually. Okay, what would make you decide to look?

First thing I notice - eyes.
Second thing I notice - smile.
First thing I actively look for - wedding ring.

The only guys whose crotch you can see are the ones who wear tight enough jeans with their shirts tucked in. If anything, I check out their ass before their crotch.

Or wait, are we talking clothed or unclothed?

Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.

Where are you now?

Sounds like you have been looking at thier boobs like everyone else.

Pacific Northwest.

As opposed to the Atlantic Northwest?





Sorry, a poor attempt at humor.

Well, I am a man, after all. Observing men at trade shows is the most fun. I almost feel sorry for the women at those things.

Seen any good crotches?

Heh. I actually said that today to a customer. He didn't mind, because it's been sunny here for the first time since November, or something ridiculous.