Don't listen to him Red. You'll never find a woman.

SR, I think you should take some time now for introspection. Get to know yourself, find the real you. Buy a yoga mat and a Ravi Shankar cd. Spend a day at the spa - get a massage, a facial and a pedicure. Take an afternoon at a teahouse with a good friend. Go for a long walk in the woods. Drink hazelnut coffee on the patio in the morning. Attend a gallery opening. Relax in a bubble bath with a romance novel, a box of chocolates, a bottle of tequila rose, a jar of apricot preserves and a jar of baby oil. Treat yourself to a "movie marathon" porn night, complete with popcorn and [I]lots[I] of extra butter.

Just remember, the ladies won't love you until you learn to love yourself. You'll know when you're ready.

Just don't do anything you'll feel guilty about later.

Yeah, cuz there are so many hawt chickies here..... NOT
Besides, Mr. Senile, I went to a bar and netted a young bartender, not an Army chick,

what's wrong with tieing her up with a net? I suppose you would just use handcuffs :rolleyes: sooooo original.....

why not, they hold us "hostage" - mentally, spiritually, financially. F the whores, women are all whores, it's just a question of when they are going to rip your heart out. But even knowing this, I can't stay away from them. Ain't it a bitch?

BTW, you can't "do" anything to get the girls, just be yourself. It's better that way when it actually does work.

Pretending to be someone you're not will work about as well as a cardboard dick.

Try the "thats someone who might castrate me if I'm a prick...'s daughter" and I'll treat her with respect, method.