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KCChiefsMan 01-21-2009 05:18 PM

nope, not sexy at all IMO

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413369)
I remember someone posting a thread from MacRumors forums about a girl squirting all over a dudes macbook and he was having trouble cleaning it.. lol

That's just what I want a PC covered in vag juice.....

Rausch 01-21-2009 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 5413352)
Oh man, I keep thinking of "NBA Jam" - "FROM DOWNTOWN!!!"

ROFL

"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

":spock:..."

OnTheWarpath15 01-21-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413357)
Prissy or not 9 out of 10 women would have been so royally pissed about that.

Not like I was planning on throwing a 3 foot frozen rope.

munkey 01-21-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413356)
When I asked my g/f if she'd like me to shoot it in her face, she asked me if I would like her to shoot hers in mine.

The squirting conversation that came up next was pretty entertaining. I've not been with a "squirter". Anyone have experience with it?


What exactly is being "squirted"?

I've had on girl that would urinate...which was weird but a turn on....if you know what I mean.

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5413373)
ROFL

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

":spock:..."

Now the next time you have sex you have to yell out boom shakalaka.

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5413375)
Not like I was planning on throwing a 3 foot frozen rope.

Ok spiderman, time to lay off the celery.

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5413362)
Paging CrazyCoffey to the nearest white courtesy phone...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5413373)
ROFL

"HE'S ON FIRE!"

"Ah, that good honey?"

"Oh yeah."

"Watch'a think'n about?"

"Malone, kicking it outside to Stockton..."

":spock:..."

"The nail in the coffin!!"

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413377)
Now the next time you have sex you have to yell out boom shakalaka.

ROFL

"he's heating up"

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413381)
"The nail in the coffin!!"

So are you going to bust out the Clinton and Gore masks in your next session?

kaplin42 01-21-2009 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5413289)
the appeal, I think, is the naughtiness and dirtyness of it.... if that makes sense


Exactly!!

I dated a a girl a few years back who loved to give head, and quite honestly loved the boy butter.

We talked about the facial, and at first she was against it cause she thought I was trying to dominate her. I told her honestly that it had nothing to do with domination, I just thought it was hawt cause it was taboo.

After that, she loved it. She would ask me to do it.

Baby Lee 01-21-2009 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by munkey (Post 5413376)
What exactly is being "squirted"?

I've had on girl that would urinate...which was weird but a turn on....if you know what I mean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Iowanian 01-21-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5413361)
I'm wondering if this is a natural talent or a skill one an acquire.

Its a real phenomenon. I'd guess about 2 in 10 do it, and I've never known one that did it on purpose.
I had a college girlfriend who was terrified and embarrassed by it every time, but also claimed she'd never had an O in her life.

QuikSsurfer 01-21-2009 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by munkey (Post 5413376)
What exactly is being "squirted"?

I've had on girl that would urinate...which was weird but a turn on....if you know what I mean.

I was with a girl that got a leaky faucet when she were "excited" a few years back... no problem there.

"Squirting refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm."

Mecca 01-21-2009 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer (Post 5413396)
I was with a girl that got a leaky faucet when she were "excited" a few years back... no problem there.

"Squirting refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm."

I just hope people who've never actually seen it don't think it's anything like those hilarious squirting porn movies.


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