It takes a lot of balls to ask a question like that.

thanks, but i'm limited to keeping them all in the same sack.
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Wait until you have to go back for a follow up check. You'll have to :whackit: while the nurse waits outside the room for a sperm count test. She'll call you with the results a couple of days later and tell you to turn in your man card. :D

That's why you take yur signifcant other with you. Afterwords, just tell the nurse to ignore the saliva in the sample.

how much did it cost?

If wives would fulfill the contract and do their job and swallow...then guys wouldnt have to get vasectomies.

health care is a huge military benefit....so free

Remember the story of the Wichita Falls Dr that removed the old guys penis without notification? Yeah, thats the Dr that did my vasectomy.

BUT, WAIT I'M NOT 'THAT GUY'!!

I think your confused, see Redrum women doesn't get pregnant by giving a guy a blow job so swallowing has nothing to do with vasectomies.:rolleyes:

Would you like to be taught about the birds and the bees?:spock:

Haven't rad the thread, but just get some 3-sizes too small butt-hugger tighty-whities and wear them religiousl while elevating and icing the nutz for two day s adn you will be like a champ.

BTW...your first load is likely to be more business than pleasure. Kinda hurts. But for the rest of your life you are like a ****ing Rambo shooting blanks: Same bang. no Death. I mean, same amount of Pearls, no sand in the necklace....Or, whatever. Just have fun.
:PBJ:

Don't forget the case of beer in a cooler next to the easy chair in front of the HDTV.

Kinda like that episod on "Sliders" where they land on an all woman planet, and their having the "captured men" going at it 6-7 times a day trying to increase the population or something. I realy can't remember the episode, but the one part I do remember was the head Chick saying to the "star" Ok, we'll start him immeaditly on fertility drugs, and start slowly with 6 interactions a day"

Edward Scissorhands
is on TNT

Typical woman - sees a thread about some guy getting his manhood taken and her interest is peaked

Then somehow manages to try to turn the focus to herself and play the victim

Wah wah wah , women hurt during pregnancy, tell me something new