Not really - its a pure psychology book. You can do alot of that stuff without getting into her pants.

you know, Buddha, A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

That's not really my style... I want a chick I can talk philosophy with, and stuff...

:doh!:

I'm learning that you have to play the little dating head games first.

You better pretend your gay.

Poop on that. If you start playing games, you'll find ways to justify playing games the rest of the time too.

Tell her you have a really good friend that masturbates livestock for a living. She'll either **** you on the spot or leave you alone forever. Problem solved!

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

"And what did the other part think?"

"What her head would look like on a stick... ”

:eek:

I'm starting to think some sort of gaming is necessary, though usually subconscious.

So much for true love... lol.

ROFL

I'm hoping she does. I need a BJ first to slow me.

Have you tried pinching her nips?

As for this thread, here's what you do

1. Company gathering
2. Get her drunk
3. Profit