I can't remember who said it: Bill James maybe. "The Royals walk less than Stephen Hawking".

Ponson is the very paragon of control.

The home plate ump is turrble

Everyone should pull up Gameday so you can see just how awful this ump is.

Ponson is cruising!!!!

I hate it how Crisp has professional AB after professional AB.

And Aviles is first pitch swinging on the breaking ball...

WE NEED ****ING RUNS WE NEED MOTHER****ING RUNS I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE ****

nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO **** YOU **** YOU **** YOU

this

Cano singled, then Swisher walloped a beauty in the gap to score Cano from first.

"Better get comfortable fatty, you're staying in for at least another hour or two."

shut your dirty mouth.

mother****er

Terrible ****ing decision. He was already going back to the bag and AC was sleeping.