She always swallows?

I wonder how many attended the funeral.

Well, it's Monday. Hope you enjoyed the last BJ you'll ever get. I'd start wearing condoms from now on so you can avoid paying child support.

Day one of a long term seige of sacrifice that ends in flames anyway despite all the efforts you make for a decade or more leaving you with little to show for it but a huge gaping hole in your heart, spirit, and soul, your finances shot to hell, and any children you might have had looking at you saying, "Why, Daddy, why??? Why didn't you make it work? Why?"

Well, congratulations!!
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Good lord man...:shake:

Excuse me?:mad:





Congrats, ChiefaRoo. I wish you and your new bride many years of happiness.



Now, please excuse me as I go whack my husband in the head with a frying pan. :evil:

Thanks to all who took the time to say nice things. Cheers to the naysayers too! Off to Maui tomorrow.

I loved Hawaii! Although I have a feeling you won't be seeing much past the hotel room, hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge.

You're going to Hawaii? So she has some money?

:)

Congratulations you poor, dumb ****.

Hey we got bath towels a cheese knife set and a lot of other really nice stuff. My living room looks like Bed Bath and Beyond blew up in here.

I'm exhausted. I probably will only be able to do it two to three times tonight before bed.

For a grand total of 3 minutes. I hope she's OK with that. :D

J/K

Must be a busy day if you only have 10 minutes and all. :fire: Seriously though, congrats. The missus and I are working on year number 5 of the married life.

:cuss: Damn you.