Need to throw in a visit to the Great Wall of China in here too.

I had an associate do that last year. He loved it.

Go to Invesco and take a piss on it while wearing my Chiefs jersey.

I want to eat Chinese food at the great wall.

like go down on a chinese chick or the food?

I'm normally not attracted to Asian women, it would depend on the chick I suppose.

They all look the same where you're going.

EDIT: I MISPOKE THEY DO NOT ALL LOOK THE SAME SOME HAVE WEIRD HANGING ROAST BEEF CURTAINS AND OTHERS HAVE A DROOPY LIP THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITLE MAN IS SITTING INSIDE AND WAVING HIS ARM OR SOMETIMES THEY LOOK ALL TUCKED AWAY AND 9 YEARS OLD NEVERTHELESS YOU CAN NOT TELL ETHNICITY FROM PUSSY UNLESS ITS PURPLE THEN SHES BLACK BUT BLACK PEOPLE DONT LIKE WALLS SO YOURE COOL

Katipan is on my bucket list

I checked that off before I left Colorado and moved here! Though it was dark and no one saw me do it...

Did comedy, write comedy, graduate college, would like to own my hizzi one day

LMAO I was gonna say that they don't look the same but you covered that.

Mine too. The videogame thing got me.

How'd you do when you tried comedy?

I dunno one time it was ok. I did four open mic's some of them didn't go well lol. I gave that up and just try to write more, I think the only way I would do well is if I didn't have a 8-5 it takes a couple of hours a day to get your shit down, then you wait your turn, by that time it is like 3 or 4 hours at night, mean while you get behind on day to day shit. If there was ever a slam dunk way to get a couple jokes in somewhere again I would take a run at it. that was like 5 or 6 years ago. If not I will stick to writing blogs and situations. I am always trying to be in a band, do comedy, but in the end I am not will to give up my day job I have put 5 years in to do it steadily. If you ever want some of my shit or something to work pm. I haven't written an actual joke for awhile but you can spin my dialoge someway go right ahead.

I am honored. Laminate that list.

Things I would like to do before I die: Skydiving, Scubadiving, See the Chiefs win a Superbowl, go bass fishing on Lake El Salto in Mexico and Lake Fork in Texas, catch a 15+ pound bass, visit Africa, visit Alaska and Hawii, go marlin fishing, visit Australia.