You could be Pat Bowlen's fluffer.

The following teams would all have to die in crashes in order for Denver to have any shot whatsoever at a Super Bowl victory this season:

S.D.
Pitt
Bal
NE
NYJ
Ten
Ind
NYG
Phi
Dal
Was
Min
G.B.
N.O.
Atl
Sea

If every single one of the above teams was to meet with fiery death, the Broncos would have an outside shot at winning the Super Bowl.

West Virginia. Expelled from high school. Twice. West Virginia.

My God, if you live in West Virginia and can pump a gallon of gas without setting yourself and the goat you're dating on fire, they'll give you a GED right on the spot.

It's all becoming clearer now.

ROFL What in the hell are you smoking!

Assuming you're actually in California (I don't know you well enough to be sure), you've really got no room to shit on West Virginia. 2007 scale scores:

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard...within%2c0%2c0

And now that I've had to defend West Virginia from California, I feel as if I just broke up a reerun fight.

Live here, not educated here. How's Minnesota stack up to West Virginia?

I didn't compare them. It's why I noted the assumption. I should probably have extended the assumption to live AND were educated, but I wasn't really trying to dig you personally. That was aimed at California.

No I'm cool man. KnowMo's just such an easy target on so many levels.

And you're right about California.

That was what I thought about WV before I actually moved here.

Denver can beat all of those teams. Denver will play Ind, NE, Was, Dal, Phil, Bal, SD (2), Pittsburgh, and the Giants in the regular season, if we make the playoffs we will have to beat a few of those teams... And once the playoffs start, normally its the two "hottest" teams that make it to the SB.

Are there short buses in Colarado for Saturday night outings?

If so, shouldn't you be getting ready?

Only if they're crashing into the locker rooms of about a dozen other teams.

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It took Denver a once in a career type play to beat Cincinnati and you think they can hang with the NFL's elite?

You are honestly the dumbest person ever.