You're so crafty.

Seriously people, everything you do/say online should be done with care.

Would do it if it was the girl from those new vampire book movies, think her name is Kristen Stewart. Love her. She has no body really, but for some reason that gets me going.


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Not even if it would hold a full size football?

Not even if she could punt a full sized football 70 yards out of it like a pumpkin launcher.

That would be a good thing?



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Some of us are more gifted than others... and sophomoric too.

I checked the list, I didn't see Tiger Woods listed yet.

Well, I really didn't check the no list for his name.

I voted yes because it will never happen.

Just commenting on the "all vaginas" comment. I'd really hate to see a woman that would hide a football there.

Right one dude, she is bangin. Never seen the Twilight movies, might not ever, but the movie Adventureland sold me on her.

I would the whole thing.

In this case if true, I'd name her lady garden "damon huard"....the wobble launcher.

I would only cheat on my girlfriend w/ Mario Chalmers.

Dude you're on a roll today.

I'd call my wife and say

"Hey, honey, I'm here with Jessica Alba and she wants me to **** her. I don't know why, but she does. I wouldn't normally ask, but seeing as it's Jessica Alba and all, would you be ok with that?"

"Do I like Her? Yeah, I guess. Hell, I just met her. Do I love her? No of course not. Pictures? Well, I could ask. Would you like to join in? We're not far away and we haven't even started yet. Let me talk to her, I'll call you right back."