Who gives a **** about Albert. We are talking about a potential franchise QB here.

Again, that is really, really insensitive language.

I have been laboring under false pretenses for nearly a decade.

Help me. Help me so I can put the pieces of my life back together.

We can build a better me, you and I.

Buffalo gets:

1st overall
Brandon Albert

Chiefs get:

Buffalos whole 2013 draft and next years first.

We can start with accepting the trade I proposed.

I really am curious just how desperate Buddy Nix is. I hope the universe conspires to help the Chiefs for once, and at least bring us a mountain of picks because of one funny ass phone prank or Geno will work out for the Bills for the next 15 years as the Chiefs hop from one retread to another.

Time's up. You were wasting my time with your existential crisis. Philadelphia paid their 2013 2nd rounder, 4th rounder, and their 2014 1st rounder to move up to 1.1 and draft Geno. I'm happier because I got a much better deal AND a higher draft pick than 8. Hell, if I'm feeling saucy enough, I might entertain offers from Arizona or New York to move up and draft Matt Barkley.

Get Coach Raggone on the phone and tell him he's going to have to get out his leash again, because Ryan Nassib is the new starting QB of the Buffalo Bills with your 2nd round pick. Depressed by the news, Coach Raggone shoots himself in the face, and the Buffalo Bills organization fires your ass.

Have a nice day, Buddy.

Proof you are not GM of the Bills.

I was thinking about this today if the Chiefs trade down to 4 and if Barkley performs well at his Pro Day. That could turn out to be an amazing haul of draft picks, but you also have to pray neither of those 2 outperforms Alex Smith the next 2 or 3 years. Conceivably the Chiefs could end up with three 1st round picks next year. and most likely high ones at that.

edit: how many times has a team had 3?

I can't even accept my own identity.

Now I'm supposed to engineer trades for franchises I apparently never controlled?

You are cruel, rubbing my nose in it like this.

You were fired. It's over. Let it go.

They have institutions to help people in these situations.

Wait a goddamn minute.

So I was the GM, but was relieved of my duties?

Or I never was the GM to begin with?

While you're setting me straight, can you tell me which timeline is this, by the way? Is this the one where you're a joyless husk of a Planeteer, or is this the one where you can lighten the **** up?

Yup. After you wasted time cherry picking sentences out of a post to go over the top ignorant and failed to trade for Geno, you had to settle for Nassib. In which case you were fired from the Bills.

Alright this thread is a bigger waste of time than eating shit and hoping not to starve.

Buddy, we aren't giving the pick away. If you don't want to pay list price for your qb, you better hurry up and call Oakland and try to trade for Palmer.