Probably, since I live here. But I have a group coming down from KC so I'll probably be with them.

I used to poo only about 3 times a week.

now I'm able to knock one out every day and a half.

LMAO

Try Metamucil or Citrucel, powder or pills.

It'll work wonders for you.

Takes me like 2 minutes. I'm convinced a couple of my coworkers use it as a 30 minute break while they screw around on their phone. Also, I'm a smoker (I know, I know) but in 12 years I've never taken a smoke break at work. Non-smokers bitch about people abusing the "Smoke break", and they're right.

I ate some Fiber One bars awhile back and thought I was going to ****ing die. My guts were more unstable than the Baltic States after the dissolution of Yugoslavia.

LMAO

holy shit.

when I was taking them, I noticed it said something ridiculous like taking 5 of them 3 times a day. screw that. I would down about 8 of them in the morning.
man, I was a walking fart machine.

The remedies I suggested are different.

They add "weight" to your stomach and bowels so that it becomes fully formed.

Don't go to Costco and buy 600 pills for $16 dollars, just go the local pharmacy and try two pills in the morning and two pills at night. After a few days, your body will begin to regulate itself and in a few weeks, you'll be golden. Then you can go to Costco and buy 300 pills for $17 dollars.

In the immortal words of Scott Pioli, "It's a process".

o:-)

If true, you have IBS

Just clocked myself at 86 seconds.

Clearly that phrase had to be viable for something. Didn't realize that it was true for, literally, shit.

That's probably how the phrase was coined.

And it's actually less useful.

I guess you missed the post where I said I have IBS. :D