Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9938067)

Dude was only on his third beer during a canoe trip? that's a lie.

Back to reading...

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9938085)

I've been down the Current twice and no doubt there are a LOT of idiots, and also, if the victim was with two dozen others, you can damn near bet he was being a jackoff, i've seen it myself down there... the bigger the group, the bigger the assholes they're capable of being.

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9938129)

LMAO Ground rule double.

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9938018)

I was once shot at while float fishing on the Neosho river for this very reason. When I complained to police I was told that I should stay away from that guys section of the river in the future.

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 9938136)

Yup. As has already been noted, it's the same as the "only a couple" answer on DUI checkpoints. As a public service - the answer is never "only a couple". That's exactly the answer the officer is looking for. The answer is always 'none'. I don't care if you throw up on the guy first, the answer is still none.



Absolutely. And the author knew it.

"Dart and about 4 dozen of his extended family" sounds a lot better than "50 !@#$ing people" because anyone that's ever been on a float knows how those work out.

Based on what we have here, I just don't see how you can convict this guy of 2nd degree murder.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9938142)

Maybe you looked like you had to pee and he didn't want you to get any ideas.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9937743)

A case not too far from my hometown.

STEELVILLE, Mo. — James Crocker had grown weary of the partying canoeists and rafters who encroached on his neatly kept property along Missouri's Meramec River. When he caught a man about to relieve himself on a gravel bar by his yard last month, a nasty confrontation ensued that ended with one person dead and Crocker accused of killing him.

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9938139)

"Quick! Someone help me pull her into the raft"!!


onlookers "...why is that guy pulling her out with her knees around his shoulders"?

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9938150)

when my old man was a ranger at a park on the Meramac, some lady drove her car right down a boat ramp, committing suicide. he got there and went in the water to try to get her out...reached into the car window and grabbed her by the hair and it came off in his hand. she was wearing a wig. he was already pretty tense, but that freaked him out.
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9938150)

when my old man was a ranger at a park on the Meramac, some lady drove her car right down a boat ramp, committing suicide. he got there and went in the water to try to get her out...reached into the car window and grabbed her by the hair and it came off in his hand. she was wearing a wig. he was already pretty tense, but that freaked him out.
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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9937820)

I call bullshit. A dude gets blasted with a 9mm and you pick up a rock and chuck it at the crazy motherfcucker with the gun? YOU RUN LIKE **** and take cover.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Sorry pal, the rocks were thrown 1st, just admit it.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9938180)

That was the first thing I thought too.

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 9938198)

Have you ever been down one of these rivers? You can't run and hide anywhere. If you have to go to the bathroom, you pull the canoe or raft onto the side of the river on a sand/gravel bank, find some trees to go behind and do your business.

Some of these responses make it seem like some of you think these rivers flow down the middle of a street with port-a-potties on every corner and this guy just got out and peed in his lawn.

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 9938198)

Have you ever been down one of these rivers? You can't run and hide anywhere. If you have to go to the bathroom, you pull the canoe or raft onto the side of the river on a sand/gravel bank, find some trees to go behind and do your business.

Some of these responses make it seem like some of you think these rivers flow down the middle of a street with port-a-potties on every corner and this guy just got out and peed in his lawn.