Hosmer's been living on base lately.

Slider, they want the DP.

But, clean innings seem rare. I'm always somewhat worried when he comes in.

Good stuff, but I'm still not ready to fully trust him in close games.

Hey.. It's the fatty ****ing up some more! :)

Welp, that's better than his usual GIDP!!! "You gotta go fatty"!!!! Site down asshole!

He didn't take 1 pitch did he, and 3 were balls?

My mistake, the first was a slider down the middle, and he took it

Does that chick have the Blue KC shirt over the railing because she has a skirt?

Moose hitting the ball hard

Dang, he spanked that one.

Save us, Salvy.

But he's batting .666 or some shit like that (on Wednesdays when in the first week of an odd months when the temp in what it is tonight)... You'd have to ask a stat guy, to me he just sucks dirty hairy ebola monkey balls.

Wow. Boston 18-4 over the Tigers in the 8th. ROFL

Beltran

Tiny Tim in

Affeldt