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Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014498)
I believe you to be more than capable of both.

I have long had a theory about you.

I believe you had the universe when you were a child. You grew it and loved it but being a little shit... you also liked to shake the shit out of it, tap on the glass, and every now and then take a magnifying glass "just to see what would happen". (Old Testament)

You grew into a young adult and had a better grasp of humanity and the kind of things that we as humans needed to thrive and grow. Then we killed JC. After that comes the book of Revelations which is essentially a gigantic **** you to human kind and an anvil just hanging over our collective heads while we can do nothing about when/how it will drop. (New Testament)

You then grew into an adult. Tired of your childish things, you set the universe on a shelf and forgot it existed. Every now and then we might catch a glimpse of you while you are rooting around in your closed but by and large... we don't hear from you.

Personally... I like the adult you the best.
Well Jeez. If Those Are The Options I'm Facing, I'd Like The Adult One The Best As Well.

Consistent1 09-24-2013 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014498)
I believe you to be more than capable of both.

I have long had a theory about you.

I believe you had the universe when you were a child. You grew it and loved it but being a little shit... you also liked to shake the shit out of it, tap on the glass, and every now and then take a magnifying glass "just to see what would happen". (Old Testament)

You grew into a young adult and had a better grasp of humanity and the kind of things that we as humans needed to thrive and grow. Then we killed JC. After that comes the book of Revelations which is essentially a gigantic **** you to human kind and an anvil just hanging over our collective heads while we can do nothing about when/how it will drop. (New Testament)

You then grew into an adult. Tired of your childish things, you set the universe on a shelf and forgot it existed. Every now and then we might catch a glimpse of you while you are rooting around in your closed but by and large... we don't hear from you.

Personally... I like the adult you the best.

Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2013 02:48 AM
God,

Would you like to talk to XLIBUTSCRALE. I can send him a message and he may want to talk to a higher being sometime. He never frequents this place anymore because he considers most humans to be substandard lifeforms.

pr_capone 09-24-2013 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 10014503)
Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.
My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?

Hammock Parties 09-24-2013 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014506)
My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?
I am certain any offspring you have will be darwin award candidates.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Consistent1 (Post 10014503)
Go to a free porn site and relieve your stupidity.
Not The Worst Idea I've Seen.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014505)
God,

Would you like to talk to XLIBUTSCRALE. I can send him a message and he may want to talk to a higher being sometime. He never frequents this place anymore because he considers most humans to be substandard lifeforms.
I'm Alright. I Need Some Me Time After Tonight.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2013 02:51 AM
Do you get mad when humans fap?

Every sperm is sacred and all that.

pr_capone 09-24-2013 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014507)
I am certain any offspring you have will be darwin award candidates.
It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh? :)

Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014506)
My alleged stupidity (over a deity that nothing can either be proved or disproved) resides in my semen?
I Think He Was Just Saying You Need To Take A Load Off.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014510)
Do you get mad when humans fap?

Every sperm is sacred and all that.
Oh Hell No. Masturbation Makes The World Go Round.

Direckshun 09-24-2013 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014511)
It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh? :)
Happy Birthday!

Hammock Parties 09-24-2013 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 10014511)
It is amazing I have made it within days of my 33rd bday. I guess it is a good thing my wife can't have kids then, eh? :)
WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A SHITHEEL

pr_capone 09-24-2013 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10014515)
WELL NOW I FEEL LIKE A SHITHEEL
LMAO

I can't say I've come to terms with it but I know you weren't taking a shot at me about it so don't give it a second thought.

/brohug

Direckshun 09-24-2013 03:00 AM
This Concludes Tonight's Broadcast.

Night.


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