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loochy 08-08-2014 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rtmike (Post 10803627)
No kidding! I used to be a hound & thought I'd never be able to live w/o it.

I haven't got it on with my wife since I got out of the hospital in '04 so I have NO sympathy for you. LMAO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10803720)
He was paralyzed in an accident.


My guess is he's at least gentleman enough to loan his favorite lady a thumb once in a while.

OH, well that explains a lot.

Sorry dude.

I thought that maybe one of you was just not into it or something.

ThaVirus 08-08-2014 02:01 PM

Loochy's such an asshole.

ptlyon 08-08-2014 02:45 PM

10 years. Almost as long as that Eric Fisher dude that posts here

Iowanian 08-08-2014 03:06 PM

Ptlyon burning them down like Clint Eastwood

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Iowanian 08-08-2014 03:11 PM

Cunning Linguist....Covered up in pussy

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lewdog 08-08-2014 03:40 PM

Congrats on fixing this.

Now here's hoping you guys celebrate this occasion and she can get you drunk so she can get laid tonight!!!

Marcellus 08-08-2014 03:42 PM

I bet she is trying to get knocked up.

ROYC75 08-08-2014 04:09 PM

I was 22, a rookie cop in Derby Ks and hooked up with a chick that was a nymphomaniac. I never thought that a chick could wear me out, but found that it was a problem for the type of job I had. Seriously, 5 times a week is not a problem, it's normal when you are young. But 15 - 20 times a week was because I had to have my rest in order to be sharp on the night shift. Losing rest because of sex is a problem every man wants to have until they have lived it. If you are losing rest due to this, I can relate.

I literally had to break it off with this girl because of this. Most women are so emotional and the first thing they think of is either you don't love them, want to be with them or there is somebody else.

As you get older, it will slow down, you will find yourself on he other end of extreme sides. But if she is not the type to marry and not worth keeping, break it off. If she is a keeper ( 5 times a week is a keeper ) you man up and work through it.

Wait until you get old with a dying wife, it goes from 10 times a year to 1 or none. It sucks, but sex isn't everything in a marriage when you have loved someone so long.


To all of you young bucks out there :
When you find someone you like, while dating and the first 2 years of marriage, get yourself a gallon jar. Now every time you have sex during this time period, put a coin,doesn't matter what coin into the jar. At the end of the 2nd year of marriage, count the coins and mark it down. Then each time you have sex after that 2nd year, take a coin out. You will be amazed how long it takes to get all the coins out of that jar, if in fact you do get them all out.

Don Corlemahomes 08-08-2014 05:39 PM

OH BTW SHE'S FAKE, FAT, CHEATS ON ME ALL THE TIME, AND I'M GAY CUZ IM TIRED AND DONT WANT TO SMASH CHICKS ALL DAY LONG WITH MY MEAT MALLET.

Christ. There are normal people on this forum who don't go all xztop.

Don Corlemahomes 08-08-2014 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10803802)
Cunning Linguist....Covered up in pussy

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ALL THE PUSSIES BELONG TO ME

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-08-2014 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75 (Post 10803890)
I was 22, a rookie cop in Derby Ks and hooked up with a chick that was a nymphomaniac. I never thought that a chick could wear me out, but found that it was a problem for the type of job I had. Seriously, 5 times a week is not a problem, it's normal when you are young. But 15 - 20 times a week was because I had to have my rest in order to be sharp on the night shift. Losing rest because of sex is a problem every man wants to have until they have lived it. If you are losing rest due to this, I can relate.

I literally had to break it off with this girl because of this. Most women are so emotional and the first thing they think of is either you don't love them, want to be with them or there is somebody else.

As you get older, it will slow down, you will find yourself on he other end of extreme sides. But if she is not the type to marry and not worth keeping, break it off. If she is a keeper ( 5 times a week is a keeper ) you man up and work through it.

Wait until you get old with a dying wife, it goes from 10 times a year to 1 or none. It sucks, but sex isn't everything in a marriage when you have loved someone so long.


To all of you young bucks out there :
When you find someone you like, while dating and the first 2 years of marriage, get yourself a gallon jar. Now every time you have sex during this time period, put a coin,doesn't matter what coin into the jar. At the end of the 2nd year of marriage, count the coins and mark it down. Then each time you have sex after that 2nd year, take a coin out. You will be amazed how long it takes to get all the coins out of that jar, if in fact you do get them all out.


This is all good advice and all but can you please PM me the phone number of the nympho you had to break it off with. I feel like I could connect with her.

Don Corlemahomes 08-08-2014 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 10804097)
This is all good advice and all but can you please PM me the phone number of the nympho you had to break it off with. I feel like I could connect with her.

Nymphos still have standards.

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-08-2014 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10804105)
Nymphos still have standards.

Dude, I smell like semen ! And ,anyway I just want to ask her a question.

Buzz 08-08-2014 06:45 PM

I still don't see the problem...

BucEyedPea 08-08-2014 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10801889)
I'm not quite ready to end my life.

You've only just begun—to l-i-v-e! White lace and promises.....


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