Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11311533)

NO ONE has responded to this. Holy shit...

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11311008)

aaaannnnd reason #100 while I'll take being gay over straight or Lesbian...... grrrrross :Lin::Lin:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 11311579)

If she didn't want a thread about it maybe she should have bleached her alex cassel hole.

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 11311607)

Ding welcome to hallmark ...are you looking for something?
Yes...where are the "Sorry your wifes pussy stinks" cards?
Oh right this way! We just got a new batch in today.

Originally Posted by mrroandrro (Post 11311260)

So I have a confession then. My wife's vagina also stinks. So much so that I told her I hated eating the poon. This was almost a prenuptial prior to us getting married. Now in the 8 years of our being married, yes 8 years because everything else is awesome, I have went down 1 time, and I almost threw up. I tried subtly to bring it up as she would get frustrated when I didn't munch, but finally just came out and told her bluntly. Well that backfired and we fought for 2 weeks after, and trust me when you say it, you can't unsay it. She eventually went into a denial phase, then acted like she completely forgot that Iever said it. Now she gets mad again cuz iI won't do it. I swear if she cheats that will be the only reason. I've tried to encourage her to get a lesbian side piece to fulfill that need, as she used to experiment, but nope not happening. I hope my story can help you. I know it has helped me to get this off my chest. 2nd time (her being the 1st) I ever talked about it. My friends all say my wife is smoking hot, because of the fake boobs, with a couple friends actively trying to convince us to swing. But I'm dude if you only knew. SMH!!

Oh and prior to our relationship, I ate the poon on a regular basis, I was like a Ninja on the monkey.

Originally Posted by mrroandrro (Post 11311606)

You know, I poured my soul onto a plate, allowing everyone to feast on what is a daily issue for me. All I wanted was some understanding, some caring, someone to say "Don't worry bro, you gone be alright". I thought maybe that if this band of brothers/sisters brought together by their love for the Chiefs, couldn't help me, no one could. But what did get?? Nothing!! Naw, I'mjust kidding, doesn't bother me a bit. I really was just trying to help my bro Mahi not to make the same mistake I did. But I must say, it feels kind of refreshing to get that weight lifted of my shoulders. And when I say I never told anyone, I mean no one. Not even my brother. Cuz I knew at holidays, we'd be sitting their eating turkey and whatnot, and all I would be able to think was,"I bet he is looking at her and thinking something in hear stinks". Tough to hold on to that kinda secret for 8 year, and not be able to "share" it.

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 11311721)

you should have added that your puppy is in surgery. that brings the luv! :thumb:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 11311714)

Will need pics of hot wife with fake boobs exposed to make a good determination.
Dr. Coochie

Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 11311836)

Does it really matter at this point? You already know her sausage wallet smells like Joe's Crab Shack, why do you care what she looks like?

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 11311607)

Ding welcome to hallmark ...are you looking for something?
Yes...where are the "Sorry your wifes pussy stinks" cards?
Oh right this way! We just got a new batch in today.

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11311603)

Tell you all what... I havent read a post on this board in months that made me actually cry with laughter until this. I literally liked to piss myself I was laughing so hard.