Hmm. I want people to ponder the fates of others, so I don't want to just vomit them all out at once. How about an increase to four?

I'm still pondering that Brazilian beach.

It was indeed very nice. Perhaps in your next life MisplacedChiefsFan will import you to it to be his servant.

But actually, I was surprised at that beach. I didn't know what that part of Brazil looked like, and kind of assumed that it would be relatively undeveloped and/or poor. It instead looked like a nice and unusual place to vacation.

We'll have four reincarnations today, starting with bricks.

Gender Female
Intelligence 77
Appearance 87
Wealth 31
Nation China
Region Chongqing Shi
Population 9,115,900

He'll come back as a quite hot and relatively sharp woman in the outlying areas of Chongquing, China, albeit from a relatively low caste. I'm going to guess that he'll be an attractive farm worker in an outlying town like this:

https://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/...m/81273132.jpg

DJ will come back as a hard-working American who overachieves in rural northwestern Pennsylvania.

Gender Male
Intelligence 59
Appearance 48
Wealth 78
Nation United States
Region PA - Venango
Population 54,984

I'm betting you have a farm on some nice land like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@41.3911...7i13312!8i6656

And you probably went to Niagara Falls on your honeymoon with your reasonably buxom wife.

Stumppy's road to reincarnation involves good genes and a bad situation.

Gender Female
Intelligence 81
Appearance 60
Wealth 53
Nation Chad
Region Abdi
Population 114,055


Abdi is part of the Ouaddai region of Chad, in the southeast part of the country adjacent to the Darfur region of Sudan. I suspect that you'll use your intelligence to avoid the military and learn about scavenging.

http://photo.linknca.com/media/s/791...ot_530_354.jpg

So I was reincarnated 800 miles east as....me.

Well I guess that's alright. I'm not getting raped in India, so I have that going for me.

Have you considered relocating to lovely Canada?

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...ge-gallery.jpg

You don't have a choice about reincarnation. It just happens. Alpha Omega will come back as a relatively common office girl in Chengdu, China, far from the coast. Welcome to the big city!

Gender Female
Intelligence 62
Appearance 53
Wealth 61
Nation China
Region Chengdu
Population 10,222,643

I'm going to guess that you live in a high-rise apartment.

On an interesting random note, we've had more inland Chinese people than I've expected so far, and nary a coastal Chinese person.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-57474288/t...to/650/650x366

You can also brag about your team winning six Super Bowls while you wave around a towel.

Good call. Make sure she knows that you can get good Chinese food in Calgary.

I'm closer to Cleveland than Pittsburgh.

There's a chance I'm a Browns fan. That would be unfortunate.

Yes, please.

That would be a cruel fate of reincarnation.

You're not that far from Buffalo, either, but I bet you'd be a Steelers fan. In-state preference and you probably get them on TV.

Who wants to visit beautiful Chandraprabha Wildlife Sanctuary?

http://static.panoramio.com/photos/large/58507948.jpg

Personal assistant/maid services available for the duration of your stay, for the low cost of one airfare to anywhere else.