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KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN 01-30-2017 11:55 AM

I hear that the Rams, Cardinals, and Seahawks highly recommended Lynch for the job. Hopefully Lynch is a big fan of Alex Smith and we can get our 2 second round picks back.

RealSNR 01-30-2017 02:36 PM

I expect John Lynch will want to make a bid for "Dontario" Poe when he becomes a free agent.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-30-2017 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12717537)
Do the worms in your brain coordinate or do they all dance to a different song?

They aren't pathetic enough to post on an opposing message board. Damn, that's pretty sad dude..

listopencil 01-30-2017 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12717931)
They aren't pathetic enough to post on an opposing message board. Damn, that's pretty sad dude..

Awwww. Sorry I ruined your KC Chiefs Safe Place by posting here. Run to the freezer, little snowflake! It's your only chance to avoid meltage!

Pasta Little Brioni 01-30-2017 03:07 PM

Doesn't change your patheticness, sorry.

listopencil 01-30-2017 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12717975)
Doesn't change your patheticness, sorry.

Nah. It should be fairly obvious why I post here. It's a really good board and it's moderated well. I just like to screw with you occasionally because you're a homertarded ****wit.

ToxSocks 01-30-2017 03:11 PM

John Lynch is a good dude and i wish him the best. Back when i was a kid John Lynch took my Chiefs Grbac jersey and sent it to Baltimore just to get it autographed for me.

Red Dawg 01-30-2017 03:16 PM

LOL. You wanted a Grbac autograph? ROFL

ToxSocks 01-30-2017 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuckdaddy (Post 12717994)
LOL. You wanted a Grbac autograph? ROFL

I was like....14 years old? Hell yeah i wanted any Chiefs autograph i could get.

RealSNR 01-30-2017 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12717984)
John Lynch is a good dude and i wish him the best. Back when i was a kid John Lynch took my Chiefs Grbac jersey and sent it to Baltimore just to get it autographed for me.

Why did you get John Lynch to do it?

ToxSocks 01-30-2017 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 12718010)
Why did you get John Lynch to do it?

Because i was a homeless kid and John Lynch is somehow related to a Spanos, so he resided in San Diego and did a lot of charity work in the area. I met John through the Group home i was in and he saw me wearing my Chiefs Jersey. He told me he was close with the owners of the Ravens and he sent it off for me to get it autographed. Couple weeks later my Jersey showed up, signed and all.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-30-2017 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12717980)
Nah. It should be fairly obvious why I post here. It's a really good board and it's moderated well. I just like to screw with you occasionally because you're a homertarded ****wit.

Fairy tale...just like the Super Farce

ChiliConCarnage 01-30-2017 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 12718017)
Because i was a homeless kid and John Lynch is somehow related to a Spanos, so he resided in San Diego and did a lot of charity work in the area. I met John through the Group home i was in and he saw me wearing my Chiefs Jersey. He told me he was close with the owners of the Ravens and he sent it off for me to get it autographed. Couple weeks later my Jersey showed up, signed and all.

Really cool of him. That would have been an amazing experience as a kid.

splatbass 01-30-2017 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 12716920)
It's ****ing football. The guy has spent his entire life in football.

Good grief. He hasn't been hired to design the first hyperspace craft.

Every year GMs fail. Even very experienced GMs fail, like Pioli. It is a harder job than you make it out to be. Matt Millen was everything John Lynch is - spent his life playing football, then took a TV job, no FO experience. He is very possibly the worst GM in football history.

Name a GM with no scouting, coaching or FO experience that turned out good.

DaneMcCloud 01-30-2017 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 12718453)
Every year GMs fail. Even very experienced GMs fail, like Pioli. It is a harder job than you make it out to be. Matt Millen was everything John Lynch is - spent his life playing football, then took a TV job, no FO experience. He is very possibly the worst GM in football history.

Name a GM with no scouting, coaching or FO experience that turned out good.

John Elway


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