Does eating pussy as an 8 yr old at Guitar Center count?

I was eating my babysitters pussy and sucking her Tig Ol Bitties when I was 5. She was 18 and the sheriffs daughter. She lived next door to my family. She knew how to make really good forts/clubhouses outside when we played

You're a loser if your number isn't in the double digits.

Six.

-I've been single my entire life and love being a bachelor.
-I'm 55 and had what I thought was sex the first time at 13 or 14 but it was a feeble attempt with little true satisfaction.
-I've been carefree and sometime careless, picking up the clap in Rio and getting cured about a week later in the Cayman Islands.
-I've slept with women from the following places:

• America (free and paid)
• Canada (free and paid)
• Australia (free)
• New Zealand (free and we kept in touch for years)
• Ukraine (free, she worked at the reception desk in the building I lived at in San Francisco)
• Trinidad and Tobago (free and she was the first black woman I slept with, met her at the Red Parrot nightclub on West 57th St in New York City around 1983 or 1984 and she was hot and very dark chocolate)
• Cuba (free and another black woman, she hung with me for a week in April 2000)
• Brazilian (free in Rio De Janiero 1987 but she gave me the clap so it did cost me the end! She lived in my apartment at 222 Barrata Ribierto for 10 of my 14 days. Lots of sex.)
• Belgium (free and first woman I slept with that we couldn't speak each others language!)
• Germany (paid, super hot escort of about an 8.5-9 who was traveling from Germany through Northern Virginia and DC area!)
• Amsterdam (Free and paid - crazy town)
• China (free, had a Chinese girlfriend for 2 years while doing business there in 1994-1996)
• Japan (paid and it was one of the BEST experiences I've had, costly but incredible and she was hottest Asian I've ever seen or been with. About 5' 8", incredible set of real tits, long legs and just melt you like ice.)
• Korean ( paid and by far the best massage parlor workers you will find!)
• Argentina (Free- an introduction from my Argentinian business colleague helped this occur.)
• Denmark (free, another traveling woman who came to New York and I met her while dining and she had the blondest bush I ever seen. Really hot, around 1984)

-Never slept with a French woman and never found them attractive except Eva Green.
-No luck with any Jewish woman from Israel but several JAPs from America (Jewish American Princess)
-No woman from Africa or the Middle East. No desire and no chances
-Hong Kong and Taiwan woman have features I don't like and I passed on what I think were a few free opportunities while working over there.

I'm well past 100 and under 500 but I'm no Gene Simmons or Wilt Chamberlain or Bret Michaels or Hugh Hefner! :D

My sex bucket list: I would love to sleep with a true sexy Indian woman like Aishwarya Rai or Priyanka Chopra, two incredible sexy women; a woman from Italy with a fabulous skin, dark bush and giant juggs; a younger woman from England with a chubby ass, hot accent and shapely such as Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder; lastly I see these hot woman from Eastern European countries of Hungary, Poland or Czech Republic and I want in!!! :drool:

Depends : eating a pussycat like a Korean or eating pussy like it's a melting ice cream cone on a 100 degree day? :hmmm:

Damn, if that's true......:bravo:

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

I've had two woman at one time 3 times; 2 free and 1 paid
I had 3 woman in one day
I had two woman within about 45 minutes once, left one girl's house to go sleep with an older woman.

5 in a day sounds like a college challenge or Woodstock or an orgy? :hmmm: