...it's not too bad out there.

Wind is the enemy.

4.5 inches is nothing, a light dusting is all.

Welcome to Kansa.....errrr.......Missouri. ;)

And for the wind, go with the experienced QB in tough conditions. Chiefs will roll.

Am I a dick if i order pizza today?

Not if you tip really, really well.

I usually do.

I'm not doing anything out of the ordinary, I normally order a pizza every Sunday before the noon kickoff when the Chiefs play.

(Apparently Papa John's and Domino's have suspended delivery cuz of snow)

whimps

Only place I could get was pizza hut and I'm not paying $30 for their garbage pizza.

Maybe order Chinese....they always deliver.

Might check Grubhub/Door Dash.

From my days of delivering I used to hate snow days because even regulars for some dumbass reason tip less. It was a waste of time and money.

Big fat wet snowflakes too. It's already as warm as it's going to get all day. No sun.
Really glad I'm watching this one from the couch.

Snowball snow.

This is a good option because you get people that love driving around in the snow and know what they're getting into. Grubhub sucks for many reasons I won't get into.