LMAO you bum.

how do i tell my boss to piss off tomorrow

my buddy said they are expecting the parking garages to be full by 2am. he is planning on sleeping in his car with his family in one of them.



its going to be an epic shit show

I’m guessing NFL Network will show it.

So basically there's no permutation where one can actually see anything without getting downtown fewer than six hours prior to the parade start time.


This.. doesn't seem at all workable.

Pee on his leg, don't break eye contact.

This could be terribly wrong prediction but I think there will be less people tomorrow than the Royals parade. I think the weather + there was a lot of people who had bad experiences at the Royals one who won't be showing up to this one. I have been waiting 50 years for this one so I am still going to be there.

For the Royals parade a parked down in Westport and walked all the way in and back out.

I’m undecided if I’ll brave the insanity tomorrow or not if I end up not having work due to the weather. I may just make the 60 second drive to my local watering hole and watch it there. It’ll be warmer, more comfortable, and have plenty of Wild Turkey for me.

Use sir/ma'am and mention that you may have come into contact who's recently been to Wuhan.

That should do it.

NFL Network just said they will be carrying the parade live .


surprised they're doing it, instead of some Tom Brady FA Special

Yeah, I'm leaning toward skipping this one for those reasons. I would love to be there but not like that. :(

The Champ will be there
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Meeee. It's going to be a ****ing hike from my place did it for the Royals parade. Gonna be cold and snowy too yay

Rent a snowmobile? Actually the report this morning was possible snow with accumulation of upto 1". The band is expected to stay south of KC but Springfield was expected to get 6". Of course tracks change but I doubt the can change it now as it would cost the city 2 million dollars to do so.