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Skyy God 11-06-2022 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16579069)
Accountability is a woman’s kryptonite.
https://youtu.be/hbA-KAgj-ko

Skyy God 11-06-2022 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16579030)
Close to staylor status but he's 6'3" and 175 soaking wet.
6’ 185, actually.

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Razaele (Post 16579066)
Shows up at the hotel room of a dude she’s never met and bangs him before breakfast.

“Why don’t men respect me??”
He also lasted all of 5 seconds...and she was like "I think he might actually LOVE me!"

ROFL
LMAO

Abba-Dabba 11-06-2022 08:35 AM
She was definitely not worth the price of admission. Dude got took on the tickets.

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16579079)
6’ 185, actually.
Who, Rocco?

Or your imaginary girlfriend?

kcpasco 11-06-2022 08:37 AM
I’ll bang a chick 5 minutes after I meet her. But don’t expect me to have any respect for her. Lol.

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 16579082)
She was definitely not worth the price of admission. Dude got took on the tickets.
I'd have straight laughed in her face and told her that she could go ATM and still ain't getting those tickets.

"You're annoying and you have an agenda. Thanks for providing your vagina as a useful alternative to masturbation, but my friends who don't really like me are paying for my beer..."

ptlyon 11-06-2022 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16579056)
The old emergency text message is a classic move to get away from a date that you want to get away from. Even I know that, and I was dating before the invention of the cell phone.
You had to wait around for smoke signals tho

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 16579087)
I’ll bang a chick 5 minutes after I meet her. But don’t expect me to have any respect for her. Lol.
Well, no shit.

Guess what she did LAST night?

Hope she brushed her teeth...

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 16579093)
You had to wait around for smoke signals tho
Hey!

We had pagers.

Dick.

ptlyon 11-06-2022 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 16579095)
Hey!

We had pagers.

Dick.
"I'm sure it's just a routine emergency"

kcpasco 11-06-2022 08:45 AM
She’s definitely not marriage material.

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by kcpasco (Post 16579103)
She’s definitely not marriage material.
"I have no integrity and zero personality." *eyes light up*

"I'll use the ol' keep-a-****a pussy!! That'll at least get one in my orbit: I'll let obfuscation and manipulation do the rest..."

rabblerouser 11-06-2022 09:06 AM
I just love how she acts like HE was the one doing something 'wrong' and deceitful, though...

notorious 11-06-2022 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 16579082)
She was definitely not worth the price of admission. Dude got took on the tickets.
No kidding.

That was an expensive lay. I don't know if she's worth a McDonald's meal.


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