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No Chiefs cheerleader looks that good in person

She has 6 fingers.
I assume she's on the practice squad.

I could put all 6 to good use

The lack of enthusiasm of The Bills fans is glaringly obvious.

Remember several years ago the Bills played a couple of regular season games in Toronto and they haven’t been back since because it was an absolute failure. Canada was like, keep your underperforming bullshit on your side of the border.

So much truth to this. I was in Toronto last year on the weekend the Bills played Miami and I only saw one person in Bills gear on the day of the game. Toronto dgaf about the Bills.

Broncos played it until a bit after Manning retired

They stole the Packers TD music for awhile too if I remember correctly so I don't think this is accurate. Maybe they played it in the stadium that long but not as TD music

My wife's family is from Syracuse (150 miles from Buffalo), and I've been there a few times, most recently Christmas of 2018. While it's probably different now, at the time, nobody in Syracuse gave even a fraction of a shit about the NFL in general or the Bills in particular. I didn't see one person wearing Bills gear, and nobody I asked followed them. All they cared about was Syracuse college ball. Period.

I bet your gf is a 5 on a good day.

WTF is this shit?

I'll bet she actually exists, Belize boy.

Just another typical day in the 7th Circle of Arctic Hell, otherwise known as Buffalo...

Travel restrictions in effect.
NHL game postponed.
Mail service suspended.

How do people live there?

I'd put my imaginary girlfriend up against your imaginary girlfriend any day of the week, and twice in Belize.

Wow look at him slash!