Well, if you ever have mice, you will be able to tell when one farts

Have you guys been to Capriotti's and had their Bobbie sandwich? It's turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and mayo on a bun. Delightful.

Sorry, I “accidentally” gave your post a thumbs down

I always thought I'd be a good sniper, but doubt my opponent would take a break and meet me at the bar

No worries. Everyone has their likes and dislikes.

I'm more of a blueberry guy myself.

I'm probably average for a non-archer on the bow and arrow stuff. I used to be good at climbing trees, but probably not so much now. I don't think that would be a good situation for me.

Can you use a trebuchet in there?

Turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes.

Everything else is just window dressing.

I like the dark meat from the fried turkey. The stuffing with gravy. And the twice baked potatoes.

I only have those once a year, and they are very good. I would take those three, but the stuffing might get traded for pie.

Either my mom or my aunt makes pumpkin pies. The pie crusts are made from scratch. The actual pumpkin is from a can, but probably some more things are added?

The whipped cream is actual heavy whipping cream whipped up not that ****ing shit that comes in a can.

Real whipped cream is actually pretty easy. Even if you buy a ready made pumpkin pie, real whipped cream is easy if you have a hand blender. It is much better.

****ing hell man, started this thread as something everyone could get into but here came the trolls anyway... you just can't win around here anymore, too many pussies are alive and well

Most commercial cherry pie. No.

But a really good, dark cherry pie. Yes.

However, if you have really awesome peaches, which seem harder to come by then they used to be, and a really good pie cook. Peach pie is my favorite.

Very basic bitch setup for me, but it keeps me happy -

Ham (I'm open to all this prime rib talk, tho)
Mashed Taters w/cream gravy (HE SAID CREAM LOLOLOLZZA)
Green Bean Casserole


Mock me for my love of green bean casserole and I will ban you

Okay, that's it. Get your trebuchet and meet me in the foothills near Golden, Colorado.

Turkey
Chips
Baked beans

But thankfully I won't have to make that decision because Thanksgiving isn't a thing and is just a more shitty version of Christmas.

Turkey w gravy, stuffing, mashed turnips.