I just feel sorry for the people stuck in my crew, first trip out, crash and burn.

Morphius
Stupid luck.

Memo - Keep Morph out of the Enola Gay (let the jokes begin).

Good Point

We'd be sitting around in Kimono's, watching bad Godzilla movies and getting waxed on Sake by now.

So will I be facilitating death and destruction or directly producing it.

I must begin mental preparation for maximum effectiveness.

Of course I will be in charge of torturing ineffective crew dogs.

At least we know who'll be captain of

The EBOLA Gay

Ehhh, I hope I am not on Logical's crew...he would be extra mean I believe.

If I get to be Captain, you probably won't want my crew. I will have them circle around a few times so I can get prime closeups of those we hit.

Sounds great! Hope I can survive at least five missions ;)

I wanna be on a crew.

In today's war would the Enola Gay have been known as the

AIDS DON'T ASK DON'T TELL

Tuesday, January 20th, 1943

I'm getting pre-mission jitters. I just pulled out a picture of my wife and stared at it for a while. That helped a little. I can't get my hands to stop shaking. I'm not sure if it's from fear, nerves, or the memory of the turret gun vibrating in my hands last mission. I hope the mail comes today. It would be nice to hear from home. As each day goes by and the longer I'm over here, it's harder to remember the faces of my friends and family. I hope I hear what our next mission is soon. It's the waiting that's the hardest...

Go easy on the target to the right ok?

Thanks, ZachKC.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...id=21094&stc=1

I know I said 24 hours, but I'm psyched, so we'll do our crew assignments now. If you're interested in joining a crew from this point forward, pm me and I'll put you in line as a replacement for any crew member who meets an untimely end. That shouldn't take long.

Put me on a plane! I can serve my Planet!

Plus, I gots some qualifications!

Strengths:
I have a pilots licence. So I could probably be a pilot, copilot, or Bombardier.
I have some math skills, so I could be a navigator.
I have no problem shooting at people that are shooting at me.

Weaknesses:
I have a touch of claustraphobia. I may not make rational decisions when in cramped quarters.(I may not descriminate about what I'm shooting at.)
Hit and miss about problem solving on the fly. Work better with time to reflect on the problem.
May have some moral qualms about dropping bombs on civilians.
Have been known to fart in elevators.

Eww. Pink's not going to like this...