Two what?

No, What's on second. Who's on first.

Who's on first? I don't know.

He's on third, we're not talking about him.

Who's on third?

Talisman: No. Who's playing first.
Rain Man: What's on base?
Talisman: What's on second.
Rain Man: I don't know.
Talisman: He's on third.
Rain Man: There I go, back on third again! Would you just stay on third base and don't go off it.
Talisman: All right, what do you want to know?
Rain Man: Now who's playing third base?
Talisman: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
Rain Man: What am I putting on third.
Talisman: No. What is on second.
Rain Man: You don't want who on second?
Talisman: Who is on first.
Rain Man: I don't know.
Talisman & Rain Man Together:Third base!

Thanks. That saves a lot of time.

Top, just to keep it easy to find.