"Who does that" indeed. That's pretty ****ed up.

Disgusting on several levels.

She told him that apparently her husband was a closet homosexual because he had all sorts of gay porn mags and on his computer...

But either way who drives 800 miles to bang a chick then buys her Burger King? Best part I was like, this chick better be really hot, he showed me a picture...she wasn't.

If she backed out of meeting at a restaurant, I wouldn't put too much faith in her meeting you for the first time in an empty house.

I'm rooting for you, but just sayin'...

Dude hes a virg at 20 something, were WAY past that.

He should probably keep that to himself because most people are going to think that's weird.

LMAO

Plus, if she's a wack-job, she's gonna know where you live.

Seriously you can get away with saying that when you're 18,19 early 20's even, and not much will be thought of it by women. When you start nearing 30 it's best to not say that because they're going to think you're some kinda freak outcast.

I hate that I know this much about the situation, but those are two different girls.

Oh, he's talking about the white girl now?

YES KEEP UP DAMMIT. :cuss:

:D

Where the white women at?

Well now we know why Mizzou is single he's rather slow on the follow up.

Yeah seriously. Where is luv?

And suddenly living vicariously through Claythan, no less. :doh!:

:D

Waiting for Gatorade?

That's kind of why I'm pulling for him as well.

Maybe putting a contract out on redrum.

Getting laid is not this hard...I don't know what's going on.

Hey, at least he's talking to girls now.

1st things 1st. They think you are a virgin, I gather you didn't tell them about your torrid affairs with members of the same sex. Reality, you do not qualify as a virgin.

2nd, since you have never been with a woman before, both of them have in mind for 1 thing..... to break you in. Once you have been with either of the 2, if you tell the other you just got laid, she would be 2nd place. That will destroy any means for a teacher to teach you the ropes.

Answer to your problem ........ a sheep farm, they all are baaaaaaaaaaaaa. You will fit right in as being baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I can tell you what's going on. It's GoChiefs being an attention whore. No more, no less. The fact that he keeps getting people to bite on this amazes me.

I just got a text from her

"I got so drunk. I wish I was drunk with u. u gonna meet me next weekend?"

The Three Gorges Dam breaks and like countless Chinese artifacts, Clayton's opportunity is uncovered.

You rang?

There the white woman be. :D

I think someone's once again asking you to take one for the team and bust gochief's cherry.

Who else seen da leprechaun, Whoooooooooo!!!!!!!!

This one is 30 but acts 23.

The other one is 32 but acts 40.

I take enough shit from you guys, tyvm.

I can't even imagine what it would be like should you do such a thing.

Epic, I'm sure.

Yeah this fat bitch just IM'd me. Wanted me to go out drinking with her at some bar down the road. Called me a lamer for being standoffish. LOL

We'll turn Nzoner's pad into a house of ill repute.

Fat chicks can be fun to hang out with. You don't have to bang her. Go, have fun, and take home another chick.

you're just not even trying. I don't think you even really want to bang a woman. That's okaaaay though. that's life. for you.

Now this Indian bitch is after me...sort of...lol

i knew this was going to be another WPI thread

Whoa! Slow down on the beer, hon.

Besides, I've already done that.

That's why I lost about 4 hours of sleep last night...yeah....

Shit I even washed my jeans and shaved my balls with pornstar finesse

I don't want to give her any ideas.

when you say "done that" are you referring to endelt?

7-up, never had it, never will.

You should always keep your balls shaved just in case.

make it part of your routine.

In case what?

Some horny MILF at the grocery store wants it?

Why do you only want to bang chicks with kids? I don't get it. Is the grocery store your only face to face contact with women?

No. But I don't really believe in chance sexual encounters. Especially since I don't go out looking for them.

i voted before i read the thread....

i've had a mxcan with a great body so i automatically voted for the mxcan...:doh!:

To quote Jerry Seinfeld, "You don't have to look for women, just go out of your apt. Women are everywhere".

you have to realize that girls want to **** just as bad as guys do, and in this day and age they are more open and aggressive about it than ever

News to me.

Hmmmm MILF just called LOL

Good luck in everything.

That is not unexpected. She can come over if she is interested...

I suppose. I ignored her call (too drunk to talk) and texted her. Work for your dick, bitch.

Well played.

She probably just stuck her phone in her cooch, set it on vibrate, and was waiting to use my callback as stimulation.

I haven't read the thread, but I assume distance is the determining factor. People are more likely to meet others who live near them.

Are you still riding this thing out? Geez, it's getting boring.

The mexican girl would be right up your alley dude. I know you have an affection for them. This one definitely qualifies. She's cute as shit.

But he does not have a bike!

But it might help with a place to try it?

WTF?

I'm definitely a sucker for Mexican women. That jet black hair and perpetual tan gets me every time. Not to mention that cute accent. Anybody seen Veronica Montelongo on A&E's "Flip this House"?

LMAO Quadruple!!!!

Yeah. She is gorgeous. I'm not sure how she hooked up with the fat douchebag of a husband though.

Is she pure Mexican? I think she has freckles and that seems un-Mexican.

Don't know that I've seen her, but you seem to have great tastes in everything excluding college sports teams.

He shared the pic?

Clayton, WTH?

I trust certain people.

Veronica is from San Antonio. Get a look at her on A&E. She's gorgeous. Oh, and **** you.

I can't find any good pictures of her.

Looks like she filed for divorce. MMMm I'd love to pin the tail on that mexican donkey.

She was gaming when she said she wasn't sure. She wanted you to be assertive. That's my guess. Gently though tiger. Tap that ****in booty. It's ideal.

They met at a party in San Diego. It seems all the women there were swooning over that asshole Armondo so Veronica ignored him. So naturally they got together. I'm not sure she is 100 % Mexican but I think she is. She speaks fluent Spanish.

WHY DOES SHE NEED TO GAME ME?

I WANT SEX
SHE WANTS SEX
WE WANT EACH OTHER
NO NEED FOR GAMES

SHE NO WANT RELATIONSHIP
SHE JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG

The dickbag Armando's brother has an attractive wife as well.

So I think Veronica filed for divorce. I wonder how many offers she got on the open market.

No, no. A girl is always gonna be a girl. Sex for girls is entirely different than sex for boys. For men, it's a stress reliever. For women, it's a bonding exercise. Unless they're just honest about the filthy whore in them. Most of them aren't completely honest. The mexican is definitely not. The white girl definitely is. When she told you she was drunk she was asking you to go for a drive and pound her pud.

Edit: What I mean by a bonding exercise is that most girl's can't handle being alone. They're daddies left them, they've been used and abused to the point they're damaged, etc. There's security having a big fat cock inside of them. Seriously. It's completely emotional.

I love you and your Group X.

It may be time to seriously considering becoming a gay.

Men can be just as difficult.