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The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:55 PM

Damn. OK lets at least go into the half down only 7-0.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6454012)
Is this a drive or a gay pride parade?

I just saw a glimpse of Phred Phelps with a sign that said:

GuODian Hates Pillowbiters. (And he wore a KU jacket too)

RNR 01-17-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 6454025)
Did you hear that? Sanchez's dad was responsible for killing people after Katrina.

he worked for Bush?

Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 6454021)
if i ask a hot brunette about mcdonalds dollar menu she'll offer me her butthole....

I walk by a McDonald's every morning, and I generally only see homeless guys in there drinking coffee. The attractive women must never sit near the windows.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 04:56 PM

Damn Revis is the anti-bundle of sticks.

-King- 01-17-2010 04:56 PM

Revis stride for stride. Damn this guy is good.

RNR 01-17-2010 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6454031)
I just saw a glimpse of Phred Phelps with a sign that said:

GuODian Hates Pillowbiters. (And he wore a KU jacket too)

LMAO

Dylan 01-17-2010 04:57 PM

KILL EM! KILL EM REVIS!

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454043)
KILL EM! KILL EM REVIS!

Put your hard-on away.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454015)
ah, stop being bitter because your team is watching the game at home. They had their chance :D

The Patriots deserve to be sitting home. They sucked last week. The Jets were handed a playoff berth by 2 teams laying down. **** the Jets.
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Rain Man 01-17-2010 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454038)
Damn Revis is the anti-pillowbiter.


Ironic since he's never more than a foot from his man.

The Mad Crapper 01-17-2010 04:58 PM

As bad as the Jets have played and it's only 7-0.

There is hope.

Dylan 01-17-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6454046)
Put your hard-on away.

sorry, i got a woody! :D

chefsos 01-17-2010 04:59 PM

In Russia, E-Class drives you

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing (Post 6454011)
LMAO can you imagine the Jets huddle? You have a guy telling the qb the down and distance, and someone telling him either Red light, Yellow light, or green light.

in high school we played a team that audibled red green blue for which way they were going
took 3 plays to figure it out

they never won a game

Skip Towne 01-17-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 6453965)
Sanchez needs reminders of the down and distance?

Every down

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6454050)
Ironic since he's never more than a foot from his man.

GOOT one.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

The Chargers could put the game away with a FG
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the Talking Can 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6454036)
I walk by a McDonald's every morning, and I generally only see homeless guys in there drinking coffee. The attractive women must never sit near the windows.

they hang in laundry rooms, per the instructions in the commercial, they don't want to give their buttholes to the homeless guys...

Dylan 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6454047)
The Patriots deserve to be sitting home. They sucked last week. The Jets were handed a playoff berth by 2 teams laying down. **** the Jets.
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Moon land on Pioli Zombie

DeezNutz 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

7-0. Seriously?

-King- 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 6454056)
in high school we played a team that audibled red green blue for which way they were going
took 3 plays to figure it out

they never won a game

ROFLROFL

kstater 01-17-2010 05:00 PM

Jets call a TO so they can hand it off a few more times.

kstater 01-17-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E. Norma Stitz (Post 6454052)
As bad as the Jets have played and it's only 7-0.

There is hope.

Welcome to the 90's Chiefs. Guess what. It doesn't end well.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 6454056)
in high school we played a team that audibled red green blue for which way they were going
took 3 plays to figure it out

they never won a game


But somehow their coach became famous for the Miracle at the Meadowlands.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:01 PM

How will the Chargers stop Sanchez now???
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WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 6454056)
in high school we played a team that audibled red green blue for which way they were going
took 3 plays to figure it out

they never won a game

I wondered where Brian Schottenheimer perfected his craft...

Crush 01-17-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6454063)
The Chargers could put the game away with a FG
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That is assuming Kaeding makes it, which he won't.

dirk digler 01-17-2010 05:02 PM

Ok I am already tired of hearing about Favre

Damn how many times do you need to pump fakes?

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 05:03 PM

That bundle of sticks knows all about ball security.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:03 PM

Nice ****ing throw Sanchez.

Dylan 01-17-2010 05:03 PM

woooooooooo go Sanchez!

Basileus777 01-17-2010 05:03 PM

See what happens when you actually try to throw the ball Schotty?

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:04 PM

That was a weird freakin play.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454065)
Moon land on Pioli Zombie

What?
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TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:05 PM

7-0 at halftime? You kidding me?

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:06 PM

Sproles (gay) for 9 yards. What a pussy.

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 05:06 PM

let me OC here
sproles, sproles, gates

BIGFOOT

Rain Man 01-17-2010 05:06 PM

Before that pass to Edwards, and before my internet disconnected on me, I was about to ask if he was on injured reserve or something.

Basileus777 01-17-2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454092)
7-0 at halftime? You kidding me?

At least it's not a blowout. Based on the other games in this postseason, we should be thankful that the game wasn't over after the first quarter.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:07 PM

Sproles for 25. Pilowbiter-y.

RNR 01-17-2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 6454096)
let me OC here
sproles, sproles, gates

BIGFOOT

You want to coach the Raiders?

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6454100)
Sproles for 25. Pilowbiter-y.

Against a pass situation front. STFU.

Crush 01-17-2010 05:08 PM

Dear Chargers,

Sproles = Good
Thomlinson = Bad

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:08 PM

That was an amazing ****ing drive by Sanchez. 30 yards. Wow.
When Cassel leads a shitty team to 0 points at halftime hes roasted. When Sanchez leads a team with a GREAT running game and solid OL to 0 points at halftime each completion he manages to make is hailed as an annointment from God almighty.
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TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6454104)
That was an amazing ****ing drive by Sanchez. 30 yards. Wow.
When Cassel leads a shitty team to 0 points at halftime hes roasted. When Sanchez leads a team with a GREAT running game and solid OL to 0 points at halftime each completion he manages to make is hailed as an annointment from God almighty.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Around here by some bundle of stickss he is.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:09 PM

This is the game here.
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-King- 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

Kaeding chokes again...

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

LMFAO Kaeding sucks.

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

kaeding misses
bad
and bigfoot

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454102)
Against a pass situation front. STFU.

Suck a dick, you f'ing punk.

dirk digler 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

almost....NOT

Hootie 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

BIGFOOT earning his paycheck today!

Crush 01-17-2010 05:10 PM

WTF was that?

Hootie 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

we can bash Kaeding for his first miss...

but saying he sucks or that he choked after a 57 yard attempt?

Y'OK!

siberian khatru 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

They shoulda let Bigfoot kick it.

mlyonsd 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

Kaeding is a pro bowl kicker?

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

Well at least Sanchez is showing he was worth every bit of the first round dollars and draft choice he cost.

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 6454101)
You want to coach the Raiders?

I was close damn it
what are they paying

Crush 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

The Secret Weapon strikes again.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6454112)
Suck a dick, you f'ing punk.

Eat a bag of dicks you ****ing pussy.

Pioli Zombie 01-17-2010 05:11 PM

Nate Elliot.
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chefsos 01-17-2010 05:12 PM

The next "Messing With Sasquatch" commercial should feature the Jets...

LaChapelle 01-17-2010 05:13 PM

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The Chargers are not out of the woods yet
lucky for them

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454124)
Eat a bag of dicks you ****ing pussy.

You're such a seductress. Who knew? I mean besides all of your teammates?

Rain Man 01-17-2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 6454086)
See what happens when you actually try to throw the ball Schotty?

You know that Marty was in his earhole all week saying, "Whatever you do, Brian, don't take any chances. DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES!"

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6454131)
You're such a seductress. Who knew? I mean besides all of your teammates?

Your mom, your ex-girl, your current girl..............

Dylan 01-17-2010 05:15 PM

E. Norma Stitz:

Now the key is to make the proper halftime adjustments -- How good is Rex Ryan at adjustments?

Buck 01-17-2010 05:15 PM

Blame Norv.
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WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454137)
Your mom, your ex-girl, your current girl..............

Must have been tough to convince them with all that cock you were sucking.

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454138)
E. Norma Stitz:

Now the key is to make the proper halftime adjustments -- How good is Rex at adjusting?

Doesn't matter much I don't think when your QB sucks. The defense as usual, is doing its job. I think they are going to need something like a return for a TD, and then like a turnover with a short field and take a field goal.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 05:16 PM

Woohoo! My wife just got back into town, and she brought me a piece of key lime pie!

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamTheIrish (Post 6454140)
Must have been tough to convince them with all that cock you were sucking.

Wow man you really attended the school of high level insulting didn't you? Were there a lot of other inbred window lickers in those classes?

Dylan 01-17-2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454141)
Doesn't matter much I don't think when your QB sucks. The defense as usual, is doing its job. I think they are going to need something like a return for a TD, and then like a turnover with a short field and take a field goal.

My post was not addressed to you -- Therefore, I didn't ask you for your opinion!

TheGuardian 01-17-2010 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454145)
I didn't ask you for your opinion!

And yet you still got it. See how that works?

Psyko Tek 01-17-2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454145)
My post was not addressed to you -- Therefore, I didn't ask you for your opinion!


well no body ever does, but we offer them any way

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-17-2010 05:20 PM

I think TheGuardian is the only person on this board who is a big enough asshole to constantly pick fights with Dylan.

Rain Man 01-17-2010 05:21 PM

Are all children goofy looking? It sure seems that way.

WilliamTheIrish 01-17-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGuardian (Post 6454144)
Wow man you really attended the school of high level insulting didn't you? Were there a lot of other inbred window lickers in those classes?

It's amazing to me that anybody who just used "yer mom" as punch line would think anybody else was below standard in humor.

You're a ****ing idiot dude. On a level so galactic, Stephen Hawking couldn't even begin to deduce an equation to measure it.

I'll be glad to define any of the words in this post for you also.

dirk digler 01-17-2010 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan (Post 6454138)
E. Norma Stitz:

Now the key is to make the proper halftime adjustments -- How good is Rex Ryan at adjustments?

He responds quicker if you call him shtsprayer


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