looks like a little Fred Savage....with a pituitary disorder.

No. Not whatsoever.

His sexual maturity was reached watching porn, not having any actual experiences. What do you expect someone who thinks sex is exactly like what the internet porn depicts to act? I don't think he's a bad person, though.

Rumor on that other site is that she died.

You should be my boss.

? Isn't death about the only "worse" option at this point?

I'm just trying to get a better understanding of slores.

That gummi bear isn't near as good looking as her hubby.

Yeah that is what I was texted also from a person that knew her personly. But conformation.

You make a fair point. I didn't think he was a bad person until he started wishing death on a fellow member on this site who is battling a terminal lung condition.

Yep, why I am hoping it is wrong.

Michelle Preston has just achieved the Triple Crown of the interwebz.

1. bodybuilding.com
2. the-mainboard.com
3. quatrochan.org

I'm no shrink, but I do work with a lot of crazies.

Clay, you could benefit from periodic counseling.

Well, you viscously attacked a young grandfather the other day. That's pretty low.

:shake:

Actually - if she broke her back and is that badly injured death might be a better option than living at this point. It's not like her husband is gonna be at her side. Her family would probably resent caring for her after all she's brought on herself. Let her die. That's kinda what she wanted.

I'm not suggesting this as a perfect option. The whole thing is terribly sad. But when people want to die, why do we keep bringing them back? Is that really humane?

Heh. Yeah, that was strange.

LMAO

I don't need counseling because of internet posts. I'm a perfectly well-adjusted individual. I helped a couple of old ladies I had never seen before in my life get a bag of frozen okra down from a high shelf at the supermarket yesterday.

Did you send that invitation to the husband or not?

Yes, I was really hoping he would appear here.

You were angling for a filthy threesome, no doubt.

When you walked away, did you laugh and say, "Sucks to be short, slores..." under your breath?

Did you carry those home for them, and then rape them?

Why were you hoping for that?

Yeah. You need help. You can't separate reality from "the internet". It's as if you believe the internet is some fake place where other people don't exist so you can do and say whatever you wish.

I'm almost certain you wouldn't have approached her husband on the street to invite him into a full bar where you and all your "friends" were laughing and carrying on about how badly his slutty wife screwed him over.

I should have hooked them up with the kindly 80-year old guy who goes to my gym. We shared a conversation yesterday, mostly in which I attempted to make him feel awesome about loving Fox News and hating liberals. Unfortunately I got a creepy vibe from him:

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You're very screwed up, and a random act of very minor kindness does nothing to change that.

What do you think he got for you?

I think he was just thrilled to be talking to someone who had their original teeth.

Why would this man coming here be funny?

Just seeing his picture was amusing.

It wouldn't really be funny but it sure would make a lot of us feel better about our own pathetic existences.

Seeing his picture didn't require his presence here. What would you have done (or will you do) if he showed up?

this thread is slowly derailing.

This thread was more fun when it was about tits on a skinny chick.

Now she might be dead and people are dog-piling on Goatse.

Where's the fun in that?

If she dies, she dies.

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How about you stop being emotionally dishonest and just answer a direct question instead of deflecting?

I do not think it's funny at all that people tried to contact the husband.

I do think it is pretty funny that a bunch of dudes tried to friend her on FB.(prior to the "accident" taking place)
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Why is the second part funny?

While I wouldn't find it personally tasteful, I can see why common courtesy towards her isn't a priority. She made her bed. Humiliating her is kinda fair game. Scarlet letter type of stuff - been going on since the beginning of time.

Oh yea I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet but Best Off Season Evar

Like I said, prior to the "accident"... It just made me laugh thinking of all these dumbasses like "yeah! I'm gonna friend that slutty teacher! Alright hi five!"
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ROFLROFLROFL

I can understand that line of thinking if a person sending the request was involved personally and impacted in some way by her behavior. But, I don't understand why someone who is not would do such a thing just for self-gratification and "look at me!? Aren't I cool!?" interweb "fun."

Seriously. This is the 4th shit I took in the last 8 hours. It ****ing hurts
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That's fair. I'm a pretty wild and crazy guy. I have no problem embarrassing somebody for my own entertainment - even strangers. But I wouldn't bring myself to attempt to interject myself into that situation unless it were for professional reasons related to my newspaper.

What newspaper?

How is it significantly different than registering at a message board in order to post in a train wreck thread, for example?

I'm not sure what you are specifically referencing (if anything), but the significant difference between the two is abundantly clear:

Posting on a thread and making silly comments does not intentionally enter the "real world."

Sending an invitation for the husband to come here does. Sending the wife Facebook friend requests does.

Well, because one way is anonymous entertainment and the other is crashing into somebody's life uninvited. Worse than uninvited.

I'm pretty wild and crazy, too. As long as it is done in a pre-meditated, planned way.

Little tiny community paper in the LS area.

Agreed.

I'm with you on the husband thing. Clay's pretty clearly going over the edge (from what I've read here, this is somewhat cyclical for him) and is probably just a few stupid posts away from another banning.

But I'm not getting the friend request as an issue. It's not as if she's required to accept them, after all, and she is not an innocent party (at least reportedly).

so what you're saying is.... this thread is par for the course here on CP?

You can't become a friend if she doesn't allow you to do so. How is that not an invitation?

If intentionally trying to hurt a person who has done you no wrong just so you can have a few laughs is what floats your boat, by all means, have at it.

How is making a friend request an attempt to try to hurt a person? I don't use Facebook, so I'm unfamiliar with this method of torture.

Also, isn't what you're saying here pretty much what I was saying about the train wreck threads?

I know the husbands family so if Clay is giving the guy shit I'd be more than happy to forward his personal information to them.

I would think she understands why of a sudden your email is flooded with hundreds of friends request.

:spock:

The intrusion is a bunch of dorks SENDING the request in the first place.

A friend request is exactly like knocking on somebody's door. The very same thing. Would you go knock on the door of somebody (either party) involved with this situation and say - hey, let me watch the train-wreck. Can I come inside?

And she can just deny the request if she chooses, correct?

But it's not the same thing. One can watch the train wreck that is her situation without ever seeing her Facebook account. Isn't that pretty much exactly what Donger and yourself are doing?

Perhaps I'm giving the sender of the request too much credit. I'm sure that they did so thinking that she would get them and be happy.

I already explained to you the difference between reaching out to either the husband or the wife and this thread.

You don't see the difference between the two? Really?

Go **** yourself you piece of shit. I sent the guy one invitation over facebook.

Perhaps your assigning a moral position where there isn't one. If she wishes for privacy, she can merely deny the requests.

If I'm wrong about her being able to deny them, please let me know.

You can also choose to ignore the protesters at the the funerals I suppose.

You asked how is making a friend request an attempt to hurt a person. It's what they plan on doing if they happened to be accepted as friends.

It's really just called being a decent human being and some people seem to struggle with doing that.

I don't understand your reaction. You wanted to meet this man, no? You wanted to have fun with him, right?

Quit being a bitch and you won't have anything to worry about. Why the **** would you kick a man while he's down?

I see you trying to claim a difference as a way to excuse your own behavior while criticizing the behavior of others.

Perhaps I'm reading that wrong, but that's the way it looks from here.

I don't use Facebook, so I don't know if she can setup blanket denials. My opinion is that she shouldn't have to in the first place.

No, not in the slightest. By asking for FB friendship you're asking to be allowed in the inner circle. It's akin to asking the family to observe in her hospital room for jollies even though you didn't know her. Might as well ask her mother for a go at her while she's "under".

Because one is here (where these people are not) and the other is intentionally reaching out to the actual people involved.

LMAO

Are you trying to say that a simple friend request on Facebook is the same as a bunch of screaming protesters?

That's one hell of an intrusive function for Facebook to have installed. I have to assume that Facebook has a way to make friend requests much less problematic than that.

Quit being a goddamned idiot, JPB, you're wrong. Sorry.

It's an unnecessary intrusion into their REAL lives even though it's just 1s and 0s on the internet.

It's almost predatory.