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DaKCMan AP 04-04-2013 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9555558)
Yep, I was right. This morning too...

Now she's gone til Monday, going on a jerkfest.
ooooooooooooo.... the elusive morning s-a-x. nice.

keeper.

Buck 04-04-2013 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9555561)
ooooooooooooo.... the elusive morning s-a-x. nice.

keeper.
Yeah...I would much rather have sex in the morning, most girls won't do it. This girl is an early riser like me and we've done the morning deed a few times. Pretty awesome.

Except that I need to shower in the morning. That sucks.

DaKCMan AP 04-04-2013 06:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9555562)
most girls won't do it. .
'zactly. keeper.

Buck 04-04-2013 08:26 AM
I guess Discus Thrower is mad at me. He negged me for predicting that I'd get laid.

Discuss Thrower 04-04-2013 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9555705)
I guess Discus Thrower is mad at me. He negged me for predicting that I'd get laid.
Not mad you got the sex. Mad because you won't keep the neg rep message in context.

I ain't mad at anyone brochacho.

Buck 04-04-2013 09:07 AM
Read my comment again. Then read your response.

Anyways my back hurts. I need a better mattress.

Titty Meat 04-04-2013 09:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9555705)
I guess Discus Thrower is mad at me. He negged me for predicting that I'd get laid.
Wut

Discuss Thrower 04-04-2013 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9555840)
Wut
I negged him for BRAGGING about being laid.

CHENZ A! 04-04-2013 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9555923)
I negged him for BRAGGING about being laid.
LMAO you have got to be a female.

Discuss Thrower 04-04-2013 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 9556040)
LMAO you have got to be a female.
Well it might be more fun....

patteeu 04-04-2013 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9556047)
Well it might be more fun....
That's what Ultra Peanut and Hel'n said.

raybec 4 04-04-2013 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by KCGal (Post 9549286)
Also totally off topic but where does a girl have to go to figure out what "rep" is?
I'm disappointed that this post has been up this long and not one tits response. Burst = lost

frankotank 04-04-2013 01:31 PM
poor bastard....

http://www.ilovebacon.com/storage/02...=1361233346312

Pasta Little Brioni 04-04-2013 07:46 PM
That Flashboy gonna get loads of poon.

Hammock Parties 04-04-2013 09:09 PM
no pics?

Buck 04-04-2013 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9558131)
no pics?
Nope.

In58men 04-04-2013 10:38 PM
Well this thread got boring real quick.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-04-2013 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9558330)
Well this thread got boring real quick.
Y'all can find her, I think. Buck gave away some clues.

Hammock Parties 04-05-2013 01:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9514437)
Alright, so I can tell this story now.

The other night when I was going to that girls art show, it was in Downtown San Diego. That's about a 15 min drive each way. So I drove down there and hunted for parking for about 20 minutes with no luck. Finally parked in a pay lot ($7) and walked to the art show. I saw her stuff and it was nice and the place was packed. I looked around for her and didnt see her among the 250+ people that were there so I sent her a text.

30 min went by and nothing so I left, deflated. I haven't drank all year. That night instead of driving home, I drove to a dive bar by my house, where the bartender is a good friend and talked it out. I was pretty bummed out.

When I got home I noticed my phone was frozen. I turned it off and back on again and a bunch of texts popped up onto my phone. She had been texting me all night asking where I was and what not. I had used some kind of navigation on my phone to find the place and it glitched my phone out and froze it, but I couldn't tell.

I was so pissed at my phone and so embarrassed that I was at the right place and so was she and I couldn't find her.

So I felt pretty bad about myself and today finally got over my embarrassment and asked her out and we're going out on Thursday and this time she's coming this way so I don't have to worry about getting lost lol.
****, dude. This sounds like something that happened to me awhile back. LMAO

Meeting girls is such hilarious bullshit when it goes wrong

Also your gf looks like she has nice tits.

DaKCMan AP 04-05-2013 05:01 AM
Last night was Awesome. Unfortunately, we'll have to hit the pause button again for another week (I was out of town all of last week) since she'll be out of town for work most of next week & then I'll be at a bachelor party in NO next weekend. We'll get together again the week after.

Buck 04-05-2013 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9558479)
****, dude. This sounds like something that happened to me awhile back. LMAO

Meeting girls is such hilarious bullshit when it goes wrong

Also your gf looks like she has nice tits.
Yeah that was bullshit...and what's funny about it is that I was talking to her the other night as I was falling asleep and she mentioned something about not believing this is happening and that it happened out of nowhere. I guess that I was a little optimistic in my reasonings for the first time we were meeting up. I knew I wanted her, but she implies that wasn't the case for her.

I have a hard time believing that based on the first night we actually did hang out though...

Crazy thing is that we only talked in person three times prior to dating...and maybe once or twice on Facebook. The great unknown definitely makes it more exciting.

And yes, she has an amazing rack.

bevischief 04-05-2013 06:20 AM
We need pics.

Buck 04-05-2013 06:22 AM
No you don't.

bevischief 04-05-2013 06:24 AM
Those of us who are married do.

DaKCMan AP 04-05-2013 06:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 9558546)
Those of us who are married do.
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...ZG-0dY4DXtm1Zc

Hammock Parties 04-05-2013 03:36 PM
She has Kate Upton level tits. Leave it at that.

A little torpedo esque. All natural.

Buck 04-05-2013 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9559789)
She has Kate Upton level tits. Leave it at that.

A little torpedo esque. All natural.
How do you even know who it is?

Rasputin 04-05-2013 03:44 PM
There isn't anyone to go out with in this lame ass town.

Hammock Parties 04-05-2013 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559820)
How do you even know who it is?
Her name begins with a K.

Buck 04-05-2013 04:00 PM
Fair enough. Do me a favor and don't become her Facebook friend this time...

The Franchise 04-05-2013 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559886)
Fair enough. Do me a favor and don't become her Facebook friend this time...
And I know exactly what you're talking about.....

Hammock Parties 04-05-2013 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559886)
Fair enough. Do me a favor and don't become her Facebook friend this time...
NP bro. Don't want to cockblock.

Also you should have continued hitting that crazy.

Discuss Thrower 04-05-2013 04:03 PM
And here I was thinking I had mastered the art of Facebook Investigations. Congrats Wendler.

Hammock Parties 04-05-2013 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9559923)
And here I was thinking I had mastered the art of Facebook Investigations. Congrats Wendler.
Eh, it's not hard to figure out who he was talking about based on a couple posts and his FB activity.

I won't post her pic tho. In fact I posted her name last night and thought better of it and deleted it.

Buck 04-05-2013 04:07 PM
Clay, no amount of physical attraction was worth it with that last chick.

Also...you god damn creeps :)

The Franchise 04-05-2013 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559947)
Clay, no amount of physical attraction was worth it with that last chick.

Also...you god damn creeps :)
That last chick was hot.....but definitely looked crazy as shit.

Buck 04-05-2013 04:10 PM
"Hey babe, you should really make your profile private so the guys over at ChiefsPlanet don't look at your boobs."

I don't think that's a conversation I want to have lol.

Buck 04-05-2013 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9559962)
That last chick was hot.....but definitely looked crazy as shit.
She hooked me on drugs, I dipped, and she started dating a friend of mine...he can have her.

The Franchise 04-05-2013 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559969)
She hooked me on drugs, I dipped, and she started dating a friend of mine...he can have her.
Seriously? Damn man. That's ****ed up.

Bowser 04-05-2013 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9559969)
She hooked me on drugs, I dipped, and she started dating a friend of mine...he can have her.
Jesus

Buck 04-05-2013 06:25 PM
Yeah it was very lame at first, but I got over it a while ago. I don't even blame my friend, I know how she can be.

I've put it all behind me though, and I'm looking forward to spending more time with this girl.

The Franchise 04-05-2013 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9560473)
Yeah it was very lame at first, but I got over it a while ago. I don't even blame my friend, I know how she can be.

I've put it all behind me though, and I'm looking forward to spending more time with this girl.
I'm happy for you, man.

DaKCMan AP 04-08-2013 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9558496)
Last night was Awesome. Unfortunately, we'll have to hit the pause button again for another week (I was out of town all of last week) since she'll be out of town for work most of next week & then I'll be at a bachelor party in NO next weekend. We'll get together again the week after.
So the pause button is still pressed for this week. Both of us had prior commitments this weekend, she's out of town for work Tuesday - Friday, and I'm out of town Friday - Sunday. Still communicating via text and phone (loooooooooooooooooong conversation last night) but just won't see each other until after next weekend.

Anyway, things are going extremely well. At this point she appears to be as Awesome (possibly more Awesome - I know, difficult to comprehend that much Awesome) than DaKCMan AP.

After our first couple of dates I left for ~10 days on a family vacation. She's a dark chocolate addict so the last time I saw her before leaving for that trip I gave her a box of dark chocolates - one for every night I'd be gone starting that evening so she could think of me. Last Thursday began another ~10 day period of not seeing each other, but no chocolate this time. She gets back into town Friday afternoon (I fly out first things Friday morning) and instead I ordered roses to be delivered to her place on Friday. The next time I see her the following Monday/Tuesday will be fun.

DaDonJuanMan AP

Buck 04-08-2013 10:21 AM
Look at this pimp...

My girl has been in Vegas/Grand Canyon for 5 or 6 days now. Bummer. Can't wait for her to get back.

The Franchise 04-08-2013 10:29 AM
Dating: My girl is gone for 5 days and I can't wait for her to get back.

Marriage: You're only gone 5 days? Seriously....take another 2-3.

Ecto-I 04-08-2013 10:35 AM
Uh oh...it's been coming for about two weeks, but tonight will be the "official end" I'm thinking...

(text from last night) "Hey Ecto! Are you free tomorrow? There's something I want to talk to you about before you go to San Francisco for the week." Either we're done, or she's pregnant (please god no!).

But, in a fortuitous stroke of luck, a cute girl sat at a table near me this morning at the coffee shop, and we're gonna meet up for a drink next week. You know what they say - the best way to get over someone is to get under someone! :D

Buck 04-08-2013 10:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9567850)
Dating: My girl is gone for 5 days and I can't wait for her to get back.

Marriage: You're only gone 5 days? Seriously....take another 2-3.
Lol.Marriage sounds wonderful.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ecto-I (Post 9567868)
Uh oh...it's been coming for about two weeks, but tonight will be the "official end" I'm thinking...

(text from last night) "Hey Ecto! Are you free tomorrow? There's something I want to talk to you about before you go to San Francisco for the week." Either we're done, or she's pregnant (please god no!).

But, in a fortuitous stroke of luck, a cute girl sat at a table near me this morning at the coffee shop, and we're gonna meet up for a drink next week. You know what they say - the best way to get over someone is to get under someone! :D
Good luck buddy.

Titty Meat 04-08-2013 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9558479)
****, dude. This sounds like something that happened to me awhile back. LMAO

Meeting girls is such hilarious bullshit when it goes wrong

Also your gf looks like she has nice tits.
Did you end up smashing?

Richard_Cuckold 04-08-2013 12:48 PM
so is this Buck guy the only one getting dates? lol

Anyways, I plan on going out with this asian chick Friday night. Wish me luck!

Prison Bitch 04-08-2013 12:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9567850)
Dating: My girl is gone for 5 days and I can't wait for her to get back.

Marriage: You're only gone 5 days? Seriously....take another 2-3.
Troof. My wife is taking our kids out of town for 6 weeks this summer to spend time with the grandparents. I cannot wait. I'm going to golf, sleep in, trash the house, drink, leave the toilet seat up, watch internet videos with no fear of being caught, eat what I want. And most of all not be nagged.

raybec 4 04-08-2013 01:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9568233)
Troof. My wife is taking our kids out of town for 6 weeks this summer to spend time with the grandparents. I cannot wait. I'm going to golf, sleep in, trash the house, drink, leave the toilet seat up, watch internet videos with no fear of being caught, eat what I want. And most of all not be nagged.
Dude, you are greatly underestimating the female's ability to nag. If she has access to communication (Text, phone, email, skype, UPS, US Mail, Pony express) she WILL nag about something

Richard_Cuckold 04-08-2013 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9568233)
Troof. My wife is taking our kids out of town for 6 weeks this summer to spend time with the grandparents. I cannot wait. I'm going to golf, sleep in, trash the house, drink, leave the toilet seat up, watch internet videos with no fear of being caught, eat what I want. And most of all not be nagged.
lol good for you dude.

But man, married life (with kids involved) sounds like hell. Seriously it sounds like a second job. Eff that.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-08-2013 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 9559923)
And here I was thinking I had mastered the art of Facebook Investigations. Congrats Wendler.
Pssssh. I'm not even friends with Buck and figured it out before Wendler's hint.

Creepers gonna creep

Discuss Thrower 04-08-2013 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9568444)
Pssssh. I'm not even friends with Buck and figured it out before Wendler's hint.

Creepers gonna creep
Wow. You ... win..? I guess...

Buck 04-08-2013 02:51 PM
So Rudy, who are you a mult of?

I have my Facebook completely private and you should only be able to see it if you're a FB friend.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-08-2013 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9568444)
Pssssh. I'm not even friends with Buck and figured it out before Wendler's hint.

Creepers gonna creep
Bullshit.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-08-2013 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9568444)
Pssssh. I'm not even friends with Buck and figured it out before Wendler's hint.

Creepers gonna creep
Heh, you did inspire me though Tom. You a Big Bang Theory fan? I love that show. Can I just change your name to Sheldon Was a Gigantic Dick?

BryanBusby 04-08-2013 03:35 PM
heh

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-08-2013 07:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9568600)
So Rudy, who are you a mult of?

I have my Facebook completely private and you should only be able to see it if you're a FB friend.
Friends list was public. Found through CP FB page. I wouldn't have bothered but you have so few female friends--which is fine because I hate people who stack their friend count

-Permabanned Lemon Pie

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-08-2013 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9568660)
Heh, you did inspire me though Tom. You a Big Bang Theory fan? I love that show. Can I just change your name to Sheldon Was a Gigantic Dick?
Tom Cash? Nah

Buck 04-08-2013 07:57 PM
Christ. Well thanks for letting me know that was public, I'll figure it out.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-08-2013 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9569707)
Tom Cash? Nah
Whatever Physics Thomas.

Buck 04-08-2013 08:02 PM
So...how do I make my friends list private? I can't figure it out.

Buck 04-08-2013 08:05 PM
Nevermind, got it.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-08-2013 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9569732)
Nevermind, got it.
Good. I was gonna delete my post.

In58men 04-08-2013 08:08 PM
So all this talk of nice boobs and what not, we still don't get pics?



This thread needs to burn. It's breaking all CP policies.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-08-2013 08:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9569740)
So all this talk of nice boobs and what not, we still don't get pics?



This thread needs to burn. It's breaking all CP policies.
The map has been burned. Abandon all hope

In58men 04-08-2013 08:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Was A Gigantic Dick (Post 9569752)
The map has been burned. Abandon all hope
Horrible decisions by everyone involved.


I'll find more action in DC.

KurtCobain 04-08-2013 11:50 PM
So I've been talking to this chick for a little while now and I don't know if there's a relation ship going on or not...

Titty Meat 04-08-2013 11:55 PM
This thread is starting to get boring it feels like a vagina monologue we need to hear about good hookup stories fellas

BryanBusby 04-09-2013 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9570317)
This thread is starting to get boring it feels like a vagina monologue we need to hear about good hookup stories fellas
Where's yours? I recently installed Tinder to my phone and things look promising in terms of future wacky hookup stories.

Titty Meat 04-09-2013 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 9570350)
Where's yours? I recently installed Tinder to my phone and things look promising in terms of future wacky hookup stories.
Does that app work? I've hooked up with some batshit crazy women.

KurtCobain 04-09-2013 01:57 AM
What kind of hook up story, Pelini?

A happy ending hook up? Or a one night hook up? Something casual? Something Something sweet? Weird? Romantic? Cold? Awkward? Hootie style with STDs?

Titty Meat 04-09-2013 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9570374)
What kind of hook up story, Pelini?

A happy ending hook up? Or a one night hook up? Something casual? Something Something sweet? Weird? Romantic? Cold? Awkward? Hootie style with STDs?
Hooked up with a girl off the net who told me she had been to jail for a few days because she took back furniture from her moms house her mom then called the cops on her. That didn't sound right at all after doing some investigating she had been arrested for child endangerment and wreckless driving.


It all made sense after she came to my house on a moped.

KurtCobain 04-09-2013 02:11 AM
I hooked up with this girl who had done alot of time in Jackson county jail. Dui was her thing. Alot of them. She even had her kids taken away. ****ed her before I really knew her, she was a freak. Scratches and hair pulling and shit. Ended up being the stalker type.

BryanBusby 04-09-2013 02:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9570370)
Does that app work? I've hooked up with some batshit crazy women.
Probably depends on the area you're using it in. I've heard some people say it hasn't caught on in their region. I've got someone that wants to meet up with me next weekend, so it seems to be working so far.

Since this is basically internet dating, I'd practically guarantee any woman will be batshit crazy.

Titty Meat 04-09-2013 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by something cooler (Post 9570388)
I hooked up with this girl who had done alot of time in Jackson county jail. Dui was her thing. Alot of them. She even had her kids taken away. ****ed her before I really knew her, she was a freak. Scratches and hair pulling and shit. Ended up being the stalker type.

Maybe we banged the same chick

Titty Meat 04-09-2013 02:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 9570390)
Probably depends on the area you're using it in. I've heard some people say it hasn't caught on in their region. I've got someone that wants to meet up with me next weekend, so it seems to be working so far.

Since this is basically internet dating, I'd practically guarantee any woman will be batshit crazy.
Yeah I think any women on these dating sites is flawed when you think how many guys hit on just an average chick daily.

This phone app sounds like a good way to get robbed. Be careful.

BryanBusby 04-09-2013 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9570396)
This phone app sounds like a good way to get robbed. Be careful.
If I do that though, won't be any good stories. "I got some pussy, than robbed" would make a pretty good one.

Buck 04-09-2013 06:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9570317)
This thread is starting to get boring it feels like a vagina monologue we need to hear about good hookup stories fellas
My girl is amazing in bed.

Is that a good story?


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