One would assume it would be comparable to getting struck out by the love child of Luke Hochevar and Rosie O'Donnel.

Dude, you drinking?????

Still a lot of player's struggling to start the season, Salvy, Locain, Moose. Hos just came out of his slump and he's been sitting the last two days.

Who's the round- mouth?

:D

Cain doesn't look like he's seeing the ball well this year. It has me a bit concerned.

Isn't that the guy that takes on Adam Sandler in the academic competition in Billy Madison?

Looking for a date?

God bless the Royals.

Nah, working.

Man, if they get everyone hitting together, this line-up will murder.

If they can be slumping and we come out of Philly .500, that is a great sign.

Weekends over ...............

Only 156 more games for Salvy to hit 35 dingers so we can see Prison bitch eat turds.



Just sayin'.......

Safe to on the sound, yet?

Gotta be honest here guys. Looking at the schedule early on I thought that coming into our home opener at .500 or better was going to be damn tough. Last night's debacle aside, we've played great offensively of late. I iz happy.

nope, Hudler is still a Royals broadcaster

Tiny Tim in

Timmy Collins
v
Jimmy Rollins.

Collins appears to be a big fan of Brian Wilson.

Collins' beard accounts for approximately 1/16 of his total body weight.

Wow, nasty change.

You should probably stop.

One walk - on a borderline pitch that could have been strike 3 as easily as ball four - and the manager should be warming up one of his long relief/6th inning guys behind his closer?

Luke Hochevar is hot garbage, especially with men on base. He's not an option. Bruce Chen is not a strikeout guy and is not an option. JC Gutierrez has pitched in ONE game for KC in a low-leverage situation and isn't a major strikeout guy, either. Holland still was the best option at that point to get out of it with a win.

And claiming that the bullpen was mishandled is silly. 30/30 major league managers run that the exact same way yesterday.

Hud....stop man.

Sick

GOSITTHE****DOWWWWN

HAHA. Collins made Utley his bitch

April Fans. It's been addressed ad nauseam. You can't have a reasonable baseball discussion with these individuals because they are too proud to admit they are wrong and won't stop to learn something along the way.

DET and MIN both losing. Yuss.

edit: Min winning.

Collins Dealing

Sit down bitch

God I love Tim Collins. Goodbye 2/3/4 hitters. Strike out the side.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the TIMinator

I wouldn't even call it April Fans, I'd call it Chiefshrink douching up the thread.

Man, Howard looks lost at the plate. His bat speed is terrible. He looks like he doesn't care.

Eagles fans are a booing... that is music to my ears.

TIMMAY!!

Collins is ****ing nails.

Damn it Indians and Twins are winning while the White Sox are tied.

We should put a warning in the initial post of each gameday thread to not even respond to anything he/she says. He/she is beyond stupid.

But Tigers be losing!

Damn that was smoked, good play by Howard.

Well, at least Howard's defense still exists.

The way Alex Gordon would score Billy's homerun:

Grand Slams: 1*

* - Required an umpire review.

C'mon Dyson, lets get a walk!

Dyson in to provide some extra power to the bottom of the lineup.

Collins struck out Utley and Howard. hmm..

DYSON LOADS UP

HAHAHAHA NAILED IT BITCHES!

Dyson showing off his power.

DYSON FOR MOAR POWER.

Holy shit, anything that's not hit right an outfielder is a double for him.

ROFL

Nice

Dyson needs to try for third.

That's what speed do

Nevermind, hahahaha.

Man Dyson can fly. That was absurd.

Dyson damn lucky that didn't get caught

Lol, Dyson had to have thought there were 2 out.

Alex!!!

Can't believe Dyson didn't even wait on that. LOL!

Loving this!

Can we replace Frenchy with Dyson?

Please let this game end up 13-4.

If Dyson hits .270 it's a good switch.

Start the slow chant, guys....

HO-CHE-VAR *clap HO-CHE-VAR *clap

Butler gonna need a HR to break team record for RBI

Dyson's outfield defense is just as dreadful as his consistency in getting on base. So sadly no, as much as I hate Frenchy.

I'ts about that time

He actually seems to pitch well when the other team can't hit the ball.

Brilliant insight there, Hud


/I keed

collins had a less than ideal spring, yes?

#shitjohnmaddenwouldsay

so weird seeing Young in a Philly uniform

Dyson had an FRAA of 9.0 last year according to Baseball Prospectus. His defense is pretty damn good.

Fever - He should get a pretty good round of applause.

Philly fans - ......

Well **** me. It always seems he takes the weirdest jumps towards balls and miss plays the deep ones more consistently than our other outfielders. Could be wrong though?

They didn't throw batteries at him, which is a sign of affection.