It's always night somewhere.

Lol, but it's only night at night where I am

Really?

Is it night where you are now? It's night where I am now but you are not here?

Your story clearly has holes.

Yeah it's night here. Buddy I'm not that far from you...

If you got one of them superfast trains you could get blazed a whole lot more. Just travelling around to where it was night....

Pass. I have to work to afford the party

If you had a jet train you could sell tickets. That would pay for the party.

move to Alaska ... shiiite

My workplace can only be disclosed in person.

I can disclose my employee discount $20 grams of wax tho :D

All weed has always basically affected me the same. It emphasizes whatever I'm already feeling. Its never been a cure for what ails me. Extremes can put me to sleep but that's about it.

Otherwise, its only job in my world is to make it prettier.

Anyone have advice on vapes? Any experience with the Magic-Flight Launch Box?

Those were all the rage early on. I went with a PAX and highly recommend. Gave it to DaFace though. I like a pipe.

A friend got the Pax. Didn't try it, but he said it burns through weed.

After about 2 weeks of daily smoking it really used to hit me. I'd wake up groggy with little energy to do anything.
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Went with the magic flight. Love it.

Pr, we're legal drug dealers of some of the stronger strains currently in the marketplace.

Wtf are we doing awake at 3am?

I'm at the tail end of the flu. Yourself?

It's not a pretty story. The boyfriend got up to go shit, I assume, and turned on every bathroom light he could find. Which flooded my super dark bedroom with the equivalent of daylight. So now it's Sportscenter and Hells O.G.

I'm sorry about your flu. There is almost nothing weed can do for that. :(

It can make me comfortably numb. That said... putting away the golden goat and having the sensi star instead.

Are you guys working in Denver, or one of the mountain towns? I'm probably gonna take off on the bike and come out one weekend this spring/summer. I'd love to help support some CP business, you can give me specifics when I get out there.

Headband showed up here. Woooooo!

We are in Denver! He works for a group of people that will take over the world. I work for a boutique kind of store.

I joke that the stores with pre packaged goods remind me of buying drugs from dirty street dealers. We offer a decidedly more intimate/hands on experience. :D

But the WalMarts of marijuana will always be convenient.

kinda behind...

I stopped by one in Frasor and one in Steamboat springs last month. both were rather intimate transactions, and probably wouldn't want to shop at a "wal-mart" type shop.

I'll drop you a pm when I'm heading out that way. I haven't been to any of the shops in Denver, but I hear the prices are a lot cheaper than in the mountains.

LMAO. They are intent on being a nationwide brand. I'm very happy to have an opportunity to be on the ground floor of Walmart.

My store is far from a trap house feel. MMJ America is a skeezy ass place with prepackaged flower. My shops have a very clean retail feel and no one will be stoned out of their mind when you talk to them.

That said, there is something to be said about having someone hand pick buds for you as opposed to just getting whatever is in the jar.

Most of what Texas gets is whatever the big commercial strains are in Cali at the time.

Colorado has made inroads but they have quality control issues. Cali has long established distribution networks in Texas (hooray for the vietnamese gangs).

Blue Dream was ****ing everywhere for the last 2 years.

Headband isn't a big commercial strain so we don't see it very often.

Always make sure you use the little brush they supplied for cleaning out the trench. I don't know how I tore the screen but I did.
Not to worry though with their lifetime warranty. I wouldn't have known that by visiting the local head shop. She told me I was SOL since there was NO warranty.

With her telling me that I bought a Wulf Vape.

I like the box much better.




Neither one compare to one of those little wooden box vape. My buddy had one & it was one of the best highs I'd had.

I'm skeptical that anyone will be able to do this. I see it playing out more along the lines of the E-Cig type of places. If their scenario plays out though, I think it will be difficult for the smaller outfits to compete with big tobacco's scale and bank roll.

Craft beers still make millons.

I agree. I think there is definitely a space for boutique types of places.

I think production will still allow for small players that are willing to cater to quality.

That being said, the tobacco companies have quietly looked into commercial cultivation in warehouse settings. They know that the market will be segmented along quality lines and they won't get caught slipping. Legalized marijuana is a lifeline for them to continue to be huge profitable companies. People are smoking less tobacco and with the increasing regulations on them, marijuana is where they will have to go.

Retailers are going to have a hard time differentiating themselves and establishing a nationwide brand though.

There is, seemingly, more than enough room for someone with some business sense to come in and make an impact.

The end goal is that I will open a local grow/dispensary, katipan joins the company, expand into multiple retail locations, add another grow, she moves in with the wife and I, expand again into hash oil extraction, open an extractions division, and make millions.

Heya Katipan... you ever use Infuzionz brand concentrates?

I really enjoyed the Grape Stomper wax I had a few days ago. Currently I'm trying Sour Twista which, I'm guessing, is a Sour D/Twista blend.

Gotta say... not sure I like the limey taste of the Twista.

Deal! I am a charming budtender and I haven't even used my boobs and ass yet.

Wax knocks me out. But the last one I got was death Star from AMCH. The only wax I've found that tastes like the strain. I'm not sure if they do their own extracts. The boyfriend shops at Lyons Finest, and again they do their own too. Otherwise I stick to a nice Trainwreck or Booger.

I learned how to churn wax in ice. :D I think we should have a grill/churn night. I can get all the medical shake we want.

That sounds like a good time! Lemme know when.

I'm in. PM me.

White widow mixed with Northern lights and Green crack layered in Kief on top of the J

Also, I provide accurate forecasts to Growers about systems.

Got some Tutti Frutti, and blackberry kush this week.

****ing pot heads.

Square.

I'm too tired to even smoke a bowl.

Prepping for the only kind of Super Bowl I'll ever get to experience.

ROFL

Me and a couple buddies rolled a 6-jointer and passing 2 of them simultaneously around like clockwork, hotboxing in my buddy's jeep for what seemed to be a couple hrs...we got so shitfaced high I couldn't tell you how long we were out there. But it ended in my friend puking before we could finish the rest of the 6th and final joint. By that time we were just in a haze of smoke and it was harder than shit to breath and I've never been higher in my life ...took me about 20min just to step out of the car after we were done and almost fell over. My buddy puked all over himself and had to go wash his clothes.

Gross.

The image in your sig... I have the actual print. It normally hangs over my computer desk. Beautiful image.

All this beautiful stuff going on and I get to work a double.

http://www.thecannabist.co/2014/03/2...do-420/7883/0/

busy month

You guys having a booth at any of the events?

We have 100 employees but only 20 bud tenders. We don't have the staff this year. We all work the 20th but are hoping to catch some investors conferences. Those are apparently more fun.

Have fun with whatever you do.

What strains are your best sellers?

I heard that the flavors don't matter much. I guess some people just ask for the highest potency. When are they gonna start selling potency home kits?

That's fricking nuts.

Funny that I'm in Colorado numerous times during the year and I have no idea about any of this stuff.

Is it really that prevalent these days? The 420 thing seems like it's a little "too big/too much."

It's everything to me. And there are always people looking to get ****ed up. Those aren't my clients. You come to my shop because you have cancer, you're intimidated by loud Reggae, or you're rich.

I think collectively people are kind of stupid and if we could all just tone down the excitement for 420, I'd be just fine. Unfortunately, it's preached to us that this is our Christmas/SuperBowl/Coming to God day. And leading up to Christmas we were doing $80K a day.

I'll let you know sometime around midnight on 4/21.

Vaping without flavor reduces the common detonator to potency?

Denominator

I think vaping flower is a waste, although I have a lot of affection for several people here that do it.

But the concentrates all taste the same. A connoisseur can find the notes of flavor he/she is looking for if they concentrate (ha ha) really hard and know what they're looking for but ultimately, people are picking those solely based off of whether it's a Sativa/Hybrid/Indica and what huge THC numbers we were able to list on the back.

One very popular shop has/had a SharkBite strain that tested at 6%. Our flower hovers in the low 20s.

Once you go anything off natural you are on a slippery road. How does one cure their back pain on 26% flowers after 75% falsies?

CBDs. I gave the boyfriend a 50mg Cheeba Chew and for the first time in 10 years, he could raise a certain busted shoulder so that his arm was fully extended above his head.

A day doesn't go by and we don't have someone in our arms crying because our version of the RS Oil is the only thing enabling their loved ones to move or eat.

Little old people, guys. So scared, and shelling out $600 a month.

I ****ing love my job. :)

Edibles are awesome if you make them yourself. What husband didn't want to throw out his wifes crock pot until he realized that it is the best cooker? Some say it takes to long to kick you in the ass.

I have zero tolerance for edibles, and I'd bet money I could out smoke most. Had 3 12mg gummy bears recently. I started to feel motion sick and pissed off. :D I took a shower and calmed down and felt much better about the stupid spiel I give about the dangers of edibles.

So funny that some are affected by different types. Edibles are the only dangerous ones. Oils/naturals will charge you now for more later.

Your single location was doing 80k, or the entire "franchise?" That's a large figure for any kind of retail. Like. Insanely large.

We wholesale a lot of stuff to other dispensaries. But the majority of the number is straight counter sales. And certainly not what we do outside of a holiday season.

Millionaires all over the place here.

Just curious if you have an idea on value of the average transaction/ticket?

I know the overhead for our retail space, but not our kitchen or growhouses. Another month maybe I can weasel a number out of someone. :)

Ate a couple weed cookies that had something like 27mg Sativa in it. First time I had weed that kinda was an upper. Usually with edibles I crash hard on a couch and won't move for hours...This shit kept me up and was like viagra. Had constant hard on even after rubbing one out. I need to bang out bitches on this stuff.

Geez dude...

That's a little rough, isn't it?

... That used to be my target audience.

I processed 300 grams of Purple Kush and Mobb Boss today. I smell fabulous.

I'm hitting entire half grams of wax in a 2 hour sitting and I'll be completely sober in about an hour. Like you, I'm positive I could hang with Willie or Snoop.

I'm going to make this happen. Not sure how yet, but details never worried me too much.

Snoop will be here in 2 weeks. Make it happen!

So which ones did you like best?

The wax and the shatter were fantastic. The pie crust was super harsh, the caviar was very... Butane-ey.

Wax is where it is at for me though.

I got some cherry kush x Berry white. Tastes like heaven...

ditch weed.

Prayers

Straight from the editor's desk of Vice

http://munchies.vice.com/recipes/wee...ith-chai-spice

Is the caviar a new variant within the concentrate area?

One of my friends had something that looked like that and swore it was oil. I've made more than my fair share of shatter and am very familiar with the different levels of work required to get it to wax.

What are they mixing to make the caviar?

Strong bud soaked in oil rolled in keif

At least that's ours ;)