battling Cinci for the worst team in the majors right now.....Cinci is the worst by .5 games.....

You ever met Ned Yost?

It is freaking April and this guy has 7 home runs against us. It is April.

Brilliant

All at Kauffman Stadium, which isn't a home run park at all. Strange baseball shit.

You'd think Ned wouldn't pitch to him in that situation but you also think Ned would be smart enough to bunt the lead off runner over in the bottom of the 10th as well.....

Cinci is actually winning tonight we may tie for worst team in the majors....

I like how KC has two sports writers named Rustin Dodd and Terez Paylor, both of which sound like spoonerisms of Dustin Rodd and Perez Taylor.

WOOHOO! The Royals now own the worst record in MLB with a .208 win percentage. On Pace to win 34 Games this season ROFL

I realize it’s early, but....

If you're gonna be bad, then be the best at being bad.

I mean, I had no delusions of grandeur when the season started, but I had no idea this team would be this bad.

Royals -140 favorites today with trevor oaks in his MLB debut. How. Why.

Yeah, me neither. I figured they could maybe at least be somewhat close to something resembling competitive through the summer. Oh well, at least the Dbacks can keep me engaged in baseball this season.

This team should be in the 70 to 80 win range.

Let's Go Royals clap clap, clap clap clap :)

It seems that we make the other teams pitcher look great and the other teams hitters look great - if we can overcome that we will be fine this year - especially with how dominate we’ve been at home so far.

In the modern era, no team has won less than 36 games. We might just be the team to do that.

What's the Magic Number for the #1 draft pick?

Pffft, yeah right, whatever...:rolleyes:

We’re going to get swept in a 5-game series at home by a team that coming in had virtually the same record.

Just turned it on.

What a shitshow!

Last week the talk was that we're not gonna lose 100 because we play the White Sox and the Tigers so much. At this point I'm pretty convinced that they are both better teams than the Royals.

We are not going to lose 100 games. We are going to lose 135 games.

They won’t be this bad the rest of the year. It would be historic.

But 100 losses and the first pick in the draft are certainly possibilities. And that’s OK.

Yeah I can't wait to see the bust DM picks.

White Sox 5-0 vs Royals, 3-16 vs everybody else

Keep losing and get that pick. Keep hitting HR's moose

How many years has the offense sucked since Moors been the GM? Seems like all except like 2.

Lol

Not a chance. This is a 100+ loss team

Too early question for Duncan... nick lodolo or bobby Witt jr first overall next year?

ROYALS WIN

Brilliant outing by Skoglund. Gordo with his first three RBIs.

With a month in I am really liking that 900OPS on Soler. Seems like he still has room to grow as well.

Herrera also balling out should bump up that trade value

@JoshVernier610: Eric Skoglund said Tim Anderson "got lucky" with his first inning home run. Salvador Perez notes Anderson has never even played in a "f------ playoff game" so he doesn't know about playing in a truly exciting baseball game. #Royals

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">During an argument between the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhiteSox?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WhiteSox</a>, James Shields was very excited to give former teammate Ian Kennedy a hug. He didn&#39;t seem to care about the argument too much. <a href="https://t.co/ptQKdiAYxj">pic.twitter.com/ptQKdiAYxj</a></p>&mdash; Jonathan Deutsch (@wibwJonathan) <a href="https://twitter.com/wibwJonathan/status/990400355958771712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I’ll take the field in that one.

Lol, awesome

@MLBONFOX: Mike Moustakas looks like a hot trade candidate but @Ken_Rosenthal explains why he might be a difficult move https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/...604992/video/1

When is the board going to get Duncan in the buck oneil legacy seat?

Cuthbert has two homers today. Nice to see him come alive. Let's see if this team can actually win two in a row.

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well looky there....another blown lead by our Pen

Meanwhile, in the 500 AB's, Ned Department.

Jorge Soler now has an OPS of over 900.

Bases loaded, nobody out. Let’s see how they blow this.

Bases loaded, 0 outs...watch the Royals **** this up....

If the object of the game were to get as many men on base as you can without actually scoring, we would lead the league

LMAO they are going to blow this.....WOW!

And Gordon strikes out on ball 4 that would have given us the lead...


ROFL

**** this mother****ing team

That was some real skill to blow that situation.

that's just un-****ing real....I mean just insanely bad. What are the odds of not scoring with bases loaded and 0 outs?

Didn’t even get the ball out of the infield

More adventures with Rondon.

Whit gives the Royals the lead.

Now we get to watch Boyer try and get a save. Let the fun begin.

Hoo Boy!! Boyer on for the save.

These two teams are in a cutthroat fight to get that #1 pick.

Out on the golf course, why in God's name is Boyer closing?

It comes down to Matt Davidson

Can the Pen hold???

Ned has seen the light on the concept of tanking.

Ned announced before the game that he's going to spin a wheel in the dugout to determine the closer each night.

The wheel of misfortune?

Boyer for the save???? ****.....this could be interesting

Son of a gun

Maybe a little bit of luck there cause that was going to score a run if it wasn't caught

ROFLROFLROFL

Well I'll be, Boyer can't even suck when he's supposed to.

Two in a row for the Royals. Great game from Cutty and I love what I'm seeing from Soler.

Well I'm sold. Move Herrera to the 8th.

Ned's a damn genius.

I want Moose hitting HR’s, Duffy pitching shutouts, Duda hitting HR’s, Herrera pitching lights out, Merrifield playing like 2017 & Salvy being Salvy. What great trade pieces they will be. Will bring a haul.

I saw that & laughed when I realized who it was.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Cheslor Cuthbert&#39;s father, Luis, a lobster fisherman from Corn Island, Nicaragua, was at the K today to watch his son hit two homers. He introduced him to baseball. Part of the story: <a href="https://t.co/LnDpmWBpGu">https://t.co/LnDpmWBpGu</a></p>&mdash; Rustin Dodd (@rustindodd) <a href="https://twitter.com/rustindodd/status/990725068136288257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Hadn't seen this news. It's sad that it took literally a month to win enough home games that people noticed this and started asking questions.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Royals confirm KayCee, the &#39;W guy,&#39; no longer part of team &gt;&gt; <a href="https://t.co/O4Y2YUblO7">https://t.co/O4Y2YUblO7</a> <a href="https://t.co/XgYIIUw3q9">pic.twitter.com/XgYIIUw3q9</a></p>&mdash; KCTV5 News (@KCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/KCTV5/status/990786263656562688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 30, 2018</a></blockquote>
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They couldn’t justify paying a guy full time wages for part time work.

Did he fist a cheerleader?