I think Andy brought him in to be a taste-tester for some of the BBQ joints around the area.

Now it’s starting to make sense.

To be fair to the guy, his mom died during training camp something like that could easily explain a shit year for him.

I’m pretty sure Shady McCoy wouldn’t have been saying congratulations and good luck to KB yesterday if he was a cancer..

Lol wtf has Benjamin done to be labeled a “cancer”?

He’s just lazy, but maybe a legit QB, shot at a SB, and a new contract will be enough to motivate him.

Like somebody said, if the Pats make this move, it gets praised.

This guy is not a cancer. The crap with Cam is over blown and dead. Nothing has gone on with him that should give him that label.

Bob went on a rant this morning just about KB and it sounded stupid as hell just like he always does. Andy knows what he's doing.

Bob Fescoe will give you ear cancer.

Bob Fescoe is Simple Jack.


and as if the fact that he laughs at his own 'jokes' weren't bad enough, he laugh sounds like

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Not the kind of reclamation signing we needed. Dude should be out of the NFL.

He's started shit with Cam Newton talking about how he's a terrible QB to the media. He kind of deserves that team cancer label.

Wasn't that after he went to Buffalo?

Because?


Lol?

You guys realize in 4 wide we can go Kelvin, Sammy, Tyreek, Travis now?

Meaning one of them is likely to get a Linebacker, god help them if they try to cover Travis of Kelvin with a CB

I'm down with this signing. Very little down side. The upside could be great in the postseason.

Newton is a twat. This is not new.

Biggest douche in the NFL.

It's a no risk, good reward move. Veach and friends know that this defense isn't stopping shit in the playoffs so the Chiefs are maximizing their ability to score 40 a game. You add a guy whose been seen as a 1 or a 2 in the past(hasn't played like it, but to be fair, Cam and Tyrod/this crop of Bills muck aren't PMII)as the 4th receiving option. Yes, please.

Because he ****ing sucks. Have you watched this shit box play? We already had better wr’s on this roster. Kelvin sucks.

He wasn’t even on the Panthers when that happened though LMAO

Lot of Bob Fescoe hate but his rant when we had Cassel was classic. He was our voice at the time.

I wish I could hear that.

It's a low risk move. He probably will never play and even if he did he can at least use his big frame to block on screens and runs.

We miss that when Sammy is out.

Absolutely zero risk...he could be cut in a week or 2 if they don't like what they see. Hopefully he helps

Jarvis Jenkins released to make room. Interesting.

This is awesome.

Great things are coming.

They picked Justin Hamilton over Jenkins, which I don’t have a problem with but it is noteworthy considering Hamilton never plays.

I love our piss on defense roster moves. We don't need no stinkin defense. Its basically been Veach's philosophy since he started.

What receiver do we have in the short passing game? Reid had to have picked up on what I did. We were giving Harris lots of targets and we can't give kelce that kind of insanely high usage. We've got to establish a short passing game now that we've lost hunt. Benjamin doesn't separate well but he's a huge target and we've seen what our fearless qb does even with receivers who aren't open.

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He's as close to free as you can get and no strings attached. Why not give it a go? We know he has potential.

Our offense is loaded with 1st rounders

Kelvin 1st
Watkins 1st
Hill 1st round talent
Kelce 1st round talent
Mahomes 1st
Fisher 1st

Anybody who doesn't think this is a good move is a DIPSHIT!!!!!

Never seen so many people triggered about a backup receiver.

This season is going to rely on Pat’s arm and Veach knows that. Can’t bitch about the guy trying to improve the 5th receiver when Dieter and Kemp are on the field.

Who did we cut?

you are magical

He drafted almost all defense in his only draft here. At best you can say he's incompetent, but to say he makes piss on defense roster moves? That's ignorant.

Jarvis Jenkins

When we are 10 yards away from a TD, you mother****ers will be happy we have Kelvin.

thanks

instead of being like this why dont you put in some thoughts as to why you think its a good pick up? Anybody can throw out ideas or opinions all willy nilly

if you like raw onions you're disgusting, if you like ketchup on your steak you suck, if your username on a forum is carcosa you have to be an idiot. See it doesnt make it right

CAMERON ERVING 1ST!!!!

Morse and Schwartz both 2nd rounders

And BBQ sauce.

Here is my thoughtful, well-crafted argument: eat my entire ass

Pretty sure the positives have been pointed out in this thread already.

Texas Tech North

I argued with somebody yesterday because they thought that Kelvin was better than Watkins and Conley. Conley is debatable. But definitely not Watkins. But this same guy believes that the Cowboys will sign Kareem Hunt and he will take them to the Super Bowl this year..

Not sure I really follow this signing. I guess if Andy gets the best out of him.. only thing that I can think of is they don't know when Sammy will actually play/be at full strength.

He’s day to day

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Wait, what? Why would they do that? They have this one super badass RB named Elliott.<br />

Conley has shown his maximum abilities/potential at this point, but Robinson should definitely get more targets and be more involved in the offense.

I guess he believes they are one more RB away from the trophy? no idea what his thought process is.

Elliot has had domestic violence issues I the past, so he is a risk of it happening again.

Maybe he means sign him and play as a 3rd WR alongside Cooper and Beasley?
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Fat Kelvin is in the Jon Baldwin first rounder category.

very strange move, would much rather have had CJ anderson

So replace him with another RB that has had violence issues in the past?
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JBTE!

KBTE!
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:facepalm:

Robinson isn't showing it in practice or he'd have already supplanted Conley.

Conley has been rock solid this year. Numbers aren't huge, but his catches have mostly been extremely significant in one way or another.

That’s the Cowboy way, Welcome to Jerruh’s world, the Wild West.

They should then sign Ray Rice and OJ Simpson and have their version of the Four Horsemen of the Domestic Violence Apocalypse backfield.

Your friend is either trolling or legit reeruned

I’m gonna nickname him BCF.

Bacon Cheese Fries.

I think the better question is if he's better than Harris. If he's somewhat in shape, he should be. I don't think they'll be used in the same ways as Benjamin.

He is showing it when gets the ball in game action.

Their own Mount Rushmore of Domestic Violence RB’s.

Nickname him Mac Shack. He'll pay a visit at halftime of every home game.
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Maybe these will be more amusing once you've reached your hundredth post about it. Strive for greatness!

I assume that this has been covered, but I really didn't want to go through 500+ posts to verify. But I read that Jarvis Jenkins was released to free up a roster spot. That seems like a good player to drop. Has Jenkins even been active a single game this season?

Ok

He's played about 23% of the defensive snaps this year.

this year? As in 2018? interesting take. Dumb and absolutely factually wrong, but interesting nonetheless.

Calling it now, he’s gonna catch a tudder against LA next Thursday.

Does anyone doubt that he signed mainly so he could scavange the tailgating leftovers?

His thought process was. they sign him. he is suspended for 6 games. plays in the NFC Championship Game, then the super bowl. dumbest thing i've heard.

I disagree. Other than that catch last week he hasn't done much.

Chiefs website listing Fat Kelvin's weight at 245.

For a comparison, Demetrius Harris is listed at 230.

The world looks different without kareem hunt. We need guys who can win down low so we can open up the deep half of the field. There's a reason kelce and Harris saw a shitload of targets last week. Id bet you'll see Benjamin get jump balls and a healthy dose of middle in traffic catches. And of course, the red zone. Will be really interesting to see Benjamin paired with a qb who's willing to throw to him even when he's not open.

He was at 240 coming out of college. Meh.

What's interesting about Harris is he's 6'7"...but does anyone think he plays tall? I don't think he has the ball skills to use his height to his advantage.

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