Pats fans tend to be gigantic homers. Their boards are a hard read because of it.

Please, please, please, Chiefs!!!
 

WHEN Mahomes drives the Chiefs downfield for the game's first TD next Sunday...

KEEP the pedal to the metal, Bob Sutton and Eric Bienemy! Up by two TDs?? Go for three. Up by three TDs? Go for four.

Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat... you get the idea.

It will take the Chiefs' very best 60 minutes of football -- players AND coaches too, Andy Reid! -- to slay the two-headed dragon known as Bradichick. Not 55 minutes or 58 minutes or 59 minutes.

Any questions, ask HC Dan Quinn down at Atlanta. Or his team owner, Arthur Blank, who was dancing in his suite early in the third quarter of SB51... with still 28 minutes of clock time remaining.

PEDAL to the medal, Chiefs!

Oh my, are you as good as the 2016 Falcons?

But your defense can't stop anyone.

Also, pipe down about your offense there. It didn't look impressive at all against a mediocre defense yesterday.

Punish their slow, no-pass rush weak defense.

We have the MVP. Put it on his shoulders.

Honestly, they’re very comparable teams.

But our pass rush and QB are better. Not good for you.

Jim Nantz as well. I'm sure our local clickbait columnists will say Pats to drum up some anger, but anyone with objective thought processing is going to be on board. These idiots can spew whatever 5 ring from 20 years ago bullshit they want, but they know this is the end and I'm guessing that's why they're doing it. Anonymous clown trolls Chiefs board.. More at 11

LMFAO

Exactly. I don't understand a Pats fan needing to do this. Then they wonder why the Pats are hated.

From every Eagles fan to you guys.... You got this shit!!! Bet the bank. It's your time.

You now have two fan bases rooting for you!!

Every Eagles fan who bought a ticket to Atlanta prematurely will now be wearing red screaming for Andy to win. You didn't ask for us but now u got us. We are ****ing loud and obnoxious and now we are your front line mercs, God bless whoever faces u. They dont stand a chance.

Go Chiefs!!!!

Who you guys playing next week?

Time will tell.

Cool. Keep trolling our boards. We're obviously in your head. You're done Donnie or Margie, or whatever the **** your name is.

Good news though, you can relive the glory days of yesteryear on that fancy 2nd hand LG LED TV you got yourself. You did buy the Tom Brady's son's swimsuit addition, right?

Forget this BS. We lost by 3 pts on the road due to clock management. Hill scored in 27 seconds and left 3:15 on the clock for Brady. Mahomes will WIN this game it is KC's time! No worries Chiefs will go to the SB!!!

I bet you have a body pillow of Tom Brady and those white stains aren't glue.

You'd think even a Pats fan could admit 2 things, they aren't a good road team and they are facing a league MVP QB, that isn't a great matchup in the playoffs for moving on.

Soon enough it'll be a Patrick Mahomes like every other fairweather Boston fan.

Speaking of which, how long did it take the Red Rockets to go to the World Series? How long has it been since the Ginger ****s went to the NBA finals? The Bruins since their last Stanley Cup? Hypocrites

Good thing we are playing a team that is a giant piece of shit on the road. 5 losses to non playoff teams and guys like Marriotta, Tannehill and Bortles.

The just held the league's best 3rd down offense to 0-for-9 on 3rd down.

No, they can't stop anybody.

They keep flaunting their record against playoff teams, including the Texans and Colts, as if it means something. Did they play anyone else?

So no team has any advantage based on where the game is being played.

Glad we can agree on that.

Also Luck has scrambling ability, Brady being a statue should help a ton.

Who’d you lose to last year?

Yea you know that's why the team playing at home as gone to the bowl 5 years in a row in the AFC, no bearing though right.

You put up 10pts in a bad loss to the Titans on the road.

You put up 10pts in a bad loss to the Lions on the road.

You put up 10pts in a bad loss to the Steelers on the road (this is only bad because we scored 42pts at Pittsburgh).

You allowed 31pts to Blake Bortles on the road.

You gave up 34pts to the Dolphins on the road.

You did however manhandle the mighty Jets and Bills on the road.

Our defense has been very bad on the road. But at home during the regular season, we allowed 18ppg which was 6th in the league. If this were at NE, I would understand your confidence. But I think you're conflating your postseason success overall with your postseason success on the road and they're different. Or you're just an insecure troll. Either way I enjoyed going through your schedule again because it made me more confident about next Sunday.

They held a QB with a career playoff passer rating of 72 to a 78 passer rating. Very impressive stuff there.

Yes Brady has not fared well on the road in the last few games.

However, in 2013 we walked into Denver with a team that had the second most man games lost due to injures in the league and only had Edelman at WR, with Austin Collie and Matthew Mulligan as spare parts. Even then we scored and were one 2 pt conversion from making it a 8 point game late in the 4th.

In 2015, our kicker missed a extra point early, had he made that we would of been am extra point away from tying the game, even though brady had been hit the most times for a QB since 2006. We missed a 2 pt conversion and lost.

So yes we lost on the road but were close in 2015.

True we have not fared well on the road this season and the Chiefs have had our number a few times in recent years.

But we are healthy and it will be any given Sunday come this Sunday. Should be a good game.

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Maybe they're only good vs teams who are great at home and dogshit on the road.

Brady was playing through a torn MCL. He's healthy now and bringing his big playoff dick into Arrowhead. Don't you worry about the GOAT.

You haven't played anyone at home. Those home stats mean nothing.

But they beat those mighty Texans and Colts!

Healthy...but the loss of Gordon and the decline of Gronk have turned your offense into a dink show.

ROFL

Now I know why you're posting here.

I dont think you read what i said.....

#1 SOS in the entire NFL. If they haven't played anybody at home, that means they played the VERY BEST the NFL has to offer ON THE ROAD. And finished with the #1 seed.

These posts keep moving further. And further. And further.

Good thing we are playing a team that is a giant piece of shit on the road. 5 losses to non playoff teams and guys like Marriotta, Tannehill and Bortles.

That's a funny Gronkowski reference. I'll give you credit for that.

Brady is pretty good at getting the ball out quickly, as we saw today. That's surely going to be his strategy. The difference is we aren't going to sit back in zone like the Chargers did and let him pick us apart.

Might I add that we were in every game too.

Also, since they're plating the injury card, we were missing several starters in each of those games

Oh my, the Pats opponent offensive efficiency is even better than the Colts. ROFL

Julio Jones might be better than Tyreek, but they didn’t have a TE like Kelce.

Their running backs were probably better than ours though.

Mahomes’s ability to stretch the field and extend plays is the X Factor. You can do everything right for 5 seconds and barely slip up. He’ll find the mistake and make you pay.

Yes we have not fared well on the road. Have had our first three double digit losses since going back to 2002, 16 years ago. And frankly have been spanked a few times this year. Not to mention not being able to clinch the division in Miami, then not be able to do it again the next week in Pitt.

And yes agree 100% really wished this game was in Foxboro. (and yes why it can be tough for a fan base to accept bounces going different ways that decide games as we discussed in the other thread, sometimes it is just not your day and one must accept the cards one has been dealt)

I am just hoping that the pats can come out hungry and play clean, and those road games will be a thing of the regular season. But we will have to wait and see.

You guys just inherited every drunk angry loud Eagles fan to your side. You don't have to like us but we hate Belicheat and Brady. We will help carry you to the promised land if u want it or not hahaha.

Let us get arrested, we're good at this. Just win

We'll bury the bodies. Go win this shit!!

They lost 4 games by 14 points. If you take out the 7-point margin against the Seahawks, they lost 3 games to 3 playoff teams, two of which are still alive, by 7 points combined, 2 of them on the road in prime time.

yip

Is there any other kind?

True it may be a more of a dink show than earlier in the season, but one stills needs to stop it.

We have fared well in the last few games. True the games were at home, but we still put up points.

The Pats fans sound exactly like Penguins fans before the Caps beat them on their way to winning the Ship. Their entire reasoning for expecting to win was because they did in the past. Opponent is a choker.

Guess what, the Pats were chokers their entire existence. Until they weren't. Same will go for the Chiefs now, just as it did for the Caps. And Peyton Manning. And the Cubs. And the Cavs. And all those teams in all those sports who proved history is irrelevant.

You had a losing record against playoff teams and feasted on trash tier opponents.

ROFL

I think we just inherited the fans of every team in the NFL that isn't the Patriots.

We are truly America's team next Sunday and I love it. A genuine battle of good vs evil.

Yeah, heaven forbid they lose to a bunch of teams that didn't make the playoffs.

You know, like the Patriots did.

memes are flowing like wine

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We've beaten much better defenses/teams en route to 5 SBs with this "dink show."

^

In
 

In

In for the wins, in for the losses
In for the amazing touchdown tosses

In for the long haul, the journey, the quest
In for the seasonal tribe of the West

In for the fans and the players who've passed
In for the mem'ries of those we've held fast

In for the city, with citizens fair
And all of the stories of those who've lived there

In for it all, the ups and the downs
In for a penny, in for a pound!!



All in!! GO CHIEFS!!!!

"We".

What position do you play for the Patriots?

Aren’t Brady/Belichick 2-4 in their last 6 playoff games on the road?

That seems a little more relevant than what Alex Smith or Steve Bono did in the playoffs, yes, Einstein?

When you've dominated the league for 20 years, it's hard to get up for some random regular season game against the Titans. You guys wouldn't know.

5-0 against playoff teams.

We also wont be playing 7 defensive backs ROFL

If my team had "dominated the league for 20 years", I wouldn't be posting on another team's fan board.

Then again, I have a normal-sized penis and an above-average IQ.

When was the last one? You're so persistent, I'll give you that, but **** man.. Live in the present. Nobody will give a **** about the Pats within the next couple of years, just like nobody gives a shit about the 49ers, Steelers, Cowboys, or Packers.

You may as well be playing 0 DBs, since none of them can cover, anyways.

Never expect to win because victory isn't as sweet that way.

There is a lunar eclipse Sunday night after the game.

It will turn red for about an hour and a half

Hopefully an omen for us.

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I can't believe I'm going to say this, but Sutton probably has had as good of success as any vs Brady prior to this season. And I still can't help but wonder how that playoff game would have ended if mahomes was our qb.

I really hope this isn't like the Rams game where the refs set the tone with early tricky tack Def holding calls. And I sure hope it isn't as lobsided as the new England zero penalty fiasco a couple of months ago. This is the playoffs. Hopefully the refs will let these players play.

Usually we are beating up weak drunk boston fans. We will continue that track record for our KC brothers

That's Dewey from Malcolm in the middle right?

Thats how we see it

Before this year Sutton frustrated qbs like Peyton and Brady by choking off all the underneath stuff. Force them to sit in the pocket and go through multiple progressions. Man up. Sometimes these pocket qbs get frustrated when they have too much time. I don't know how much of that can still work because it's hard to cover that long without some bullshit defensive penalty.

We are everywhere LMAO

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Sick ****.

NE fans are calling Belichick Sauron

In all seriousness, how do the Patriots match up against the Chiefs by position group? Let's take an objective look.

I'd estimate it as:

QB - Big advantage KC, obviously. We have the MVP, they have a declining former star.

RB - Advantage KC. No one is running better than Damien Williams right now. He's averaging 0.6 ypc above the Patriots guy.

WR/TE - Big advantage KC, obviously. No one matches up to our starting trio, and it's clear that none of the Patriots' guys would start on the KC team.

OL - Advantage KC - Pro bowl left tackle, all-pro right tackle and solid in the middle for KC. Not much to speak of in New England. Their RT is big, but that's a disadvantage against our speed rushers.

ST - Strong advantage Chiefs - Butker has a higher FG percentage than their guy, we've got one of the top KRs in the league, and Tyreek Hill returning punts. Their punter is 0.2 yards ahead of Colquitt, but Colquitt's sample size is too small to draw conclusions.

DBs - Advantage Chiefs. The Chiefs are loaded at CB with Fuller, Nelson, Ward, and Scandrick. Sorensen is back, and Lucas is ascending. The Patriots don't have anybody to speak of, just some overpaid veterans.

LBs - Advantage Chiefs. Pass rush is the name of the game, and the Chiefs have two of the best OLBs in the league. The Patriots are lining up two OLBs with a combined 4.5 sacks this year. Really? Our ILBs are serviceable, and the Patriots are lining up some 6th round guy that no one's ever heard of. Elandon Roberts? What's that?

DL - Strong advantage Chiefs. We've got Chris Jones, which is enough - he has more sacks than the Patriots starting foursome combined - but we've also got Nnadi and Xavier against the run, and Bailey is good in both dimensions.

Coaching - Strong advantage Chiefs. Belichick usually finds some loophole in the rules to cheat, but he's not a creative guy in game planning. Deflate some balls, steal some signals, and have Brady throw short routes that minimize his arm weakness. Andy is an offensive genius.

I think we can all agree (even Pats fans):

Chief home QB>Pats road QB

Chiefs WR>Pats WR

Chiefs TE>Pats TE

Home Chiefs D>Road Pats D

etc..

Chiefs 30-20

They play down to teams on the Patriots’ level. Really need to quit doing that.

It's really not a big deal. Just looking in to see what you're thinking. That's what the internet is about you know.

MEMES

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We'll be seeing you next Sunday when the clock hits 0 then, sweetheart? I hope so.

If we're going by past results, NE has not fared well at Arrowhead.

https://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl...mvsteam?opp=16

I won't mention the time Brady tore his ACL at Arrowhead since that resulted in Casshole.